Dale Neish

Stewed, Screwed and Tattooed

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A security member of staff genuinely asked if I had the Corona Virus today for the safe of the other passengers. There were no other passengers.

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LOST GOPRO, £££ REWARD. Lost my GoPro Hero 7 Black Edition today as it snapped off my board going down the Royal Mile around 5pm. A lovely couple said the a man with dreads, glasses and a black jacket picked it up but I couldn’t find him. Any help would be great!

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@Chris_Stark downloaded twitter to message you since my phone doesn’t let me text 81199. I live in Edinburgh and can look round town on my motorbike for them??

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Does Hive have wifi..?

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Contactless ATM's: someone make it happen

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Saddened by the loss of my Nectar card

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May you never poo alone again

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN https://t.co/u44HX8WDAh

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I don't see my bum tattoos very often, therefore I laugh every time I catch a glimpse at them

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Imagine you got student discount on fuel

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Golfbabes and thedrivetopar liked my pic of my vw #madeit

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💉 💉 💉

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So much love for my new car #vw #golf #mk1

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The fact none of my appliances know the correct time is causing me much stress

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It's game over lads. Dale just bought a dressing gown. #baekensbest

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Rap Instagrams reimagined with Michael Cera https://t.co/NyJV34NcST

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Day 1 of wearing thermals and I desperately miss the sun

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Ralph's emporium of inflating flailing tube men

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Shout out to the first faget I ever seen sporting an Apple Watch