Lou's Utterances

The strange and random utterances/outbursts of Lou. Sometimes tweeted by herself, sometimes by the man subjected to them. Probably not for the easily offended!

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Time-lost titties.......there's a film that's never been made. What if you went back in time and undid your own boob? A temporal titty paradox

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@BriaMo777 Dish of severed penises?

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@BriaMo777 Hairdresser was using rabid hamsters to nibble your hair short

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@Universalglitsh Of course. Didn't you hear? All dogs go to Heaven! 😁

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@PopularPup5247

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@messedupfoods Are they all under 5, though?

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@BubbleyBrain Stoats and ferrets are completely different species. And neither is stout!

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@duckbilledtweet @BubbleyBrain I wouldn't say solely. Badgers are more like an angry, toothy coal-scuttle. Though "coal-scuttle" is probably too obscure these days ....

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@Gabriele_Corno Nope. There is no record of melanism in pumas.

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@ravenunreal Rats.

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Well, that's just fucking genius

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hamster wallet

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@tragicbirdapp I can't imagine one single cat putting up with that

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@CrankyPappy Probably

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@oscarwdctruther Off-licence. Or colloquially, "the offy".

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@wnnng7300737761 Literally trying to eat it FFS

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@thrashedroadfur Mine does too. I've had three different companies out to look at it this year and they all say something different is wrong, so now I don't know what to do!

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@tanglefoot_tony Right, but the badgerette would fit in a teacup. Like teacup pigs and dogs. Or we can just call it a soup bowl badger if you prefer. Either way it's a fun new trend!

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@Xochipilli2012 @christieistie @GuntherEagleman @grok Protozoa are generally no longer considered animals, but a kingdom of their own.

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@christieistie @GuntherEagleman @grok What did you think they were, plants?

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@droid1963 @christieistie @GuntherEagleman @grok No, it isn't. Plants, bacteria, fungi, etc. all belong to entirely separate kingdoms.

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@PopularPup5247 That's an African porcupine!