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1% better everyday

[_big_m_ @utterlymartha]

🙏🏾

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

God, I need to be a wealthy woman!

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐓𝐅 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @jamiuxxiv]

Pot covers when you try to steal meat at night

[Shawty🫧🩷 @Tey_36]

How do you keep spotting a man ma k30 and k15 for Shawarma and energy drinks every day? On top of that you even give him transport to come see you at your house.
It’s you i blame my girlies 😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life. the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

doubling your income is far more important than forcing someone to text you back. you’ve got things to do, stay focused.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill

[_big_m_ @utterlymartha]

@LankyObserver @musondazozo She came on the internet to tell us that the man who started talking about his finances and what he has bought her a fake bag and booked appointments for her in Kamwala when she herself affords to take herself to better quality places and is exposed enough to know the bag is fake

[TayaThukzin @yappertron3]

That guy whenever the girls didn’t send him the money:

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

Girl maths is when I have 1.7k, I have 700 to spend. But when I have 2.3k, I only have 300 to spend

[Ada @adaobi__o]

That’s okay, I’ll be rich instead

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

When you're done crying and you look at yourself in the mirror

[miia @miiagarro]

u have to publicly crashout at least once so people know not to play with u

[Adetutu @badtutuu]

There is no common sense in coming back home to cook for someone who has been home all day, except such person is disabled.

[Yolipop @Yolipop__]

Guys, people have parents.

[𝖗𝖆𝖍 @turahjeannie]

im so tired of having to cut niggas off like where is the loml 😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

my top 4 horror movies:

1. me in love.
2. checking my bank account.
3. nostalgia.
4. letting go.

[Sparkle ✨ @sparkling_tash5]

In Chingola you’ll think the taxi driver is displaying chivalry by opening the door for you kanshi it doesn’t open from the outside 🤣

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

I like dating men that do things for me, but it’s never an obligation. If you’re not the type to do things for your woman, I just simply won’t continue dating you. Idk why men get so angry about it either lmao

[Alice M. Simushi @applechews_]

Zambian men will impregnate three women, then decide their soulmate is a fourth woman, who they marry and turn into the stepmom responsible for fighting all the baby mama battles.

[jozef @jume__]

item that costs k799 in lc waikiki you'll find going at k2500 in markham or woolworths

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

It’s very important to decide to be happy the moment you wake up, do not dwell into things you have no control over.