Christopher Utzig

A Dad and Husband who lives in New York.

[Christopher Utzig @UtzigChris]

@cassidoo I remember when she stopped saying water woman and started saying Watermelon

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@ojessie__ Work

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@brockpierson 14? Try 0

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@ojessie__ Guilt

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@jo3lll_ Absolutely.

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No matter what happens legally, Lindsay Clancy murdered her children.

The trial right now is how we respond to it.

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@Real_CineSource LMAO

[Jimmy Dore @jimmy_dore]

I’ve got an idea:

What if we took the 200 BILLION we’ve spent on Iran war nobody wants & INSTEAD give that money to small family farmers to grow organic food without Glyphosate so we aren’t poisoning ourselves for corporate agriculture’s profit?!?

Sure it sounds weird to spend money making Americans healthy instead of spending that money to kill foreigners for Israel, but I say we give it a shot.

Who’s with me?

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@DOGEQEEN I've never heard one of his songs. Apparently he makes things that people like.

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@caesar_pounce Nah, I think it's

It's all the murdering!

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@philthatremains It's the best.

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@GOP_is_Gutless Thankfully, I have not met anyone in my life who defends her.

I actually think anyone who supports her should be put into a mental asylum. They are a danger to children.

[StaaalStaalesen☀️ @BrukerikkenavnJ]

@FoxUSNews

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@wynneflh Just do it quick. I don't want to be hearing about this guy years from now.

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@DollyParton RIP.

Your Imagination Library is enough to make you a legend.

[Roy Rogers Happy Trails Music Shop  @RoyRogers_HTMS]

Dolly Parton is gone.
And for one rare moment, this divided country seems to be mourning the same person.
She didn’t ask us to agree on politics. She didn’t demand we pick a side. She just kept showing up with songs about hard times, soft hearts, and the kind of love that doesn’t need permission. From a one-room cabin in the Tennessee mountains to a place almost nobody else in American culture ever reached — beloved by nearly everyone.
Coat of Many Colors. Jolene. I Will Always Love You. 9 to 5.
She wrote the soundtrack for ordinary people and somehow made it feel like it belonged to all of us.
Maybe this is her last gift.
Not another hit. Not another joke. Just this quiet, shared ache. Proof that some people still cut across every line we draw.
A true national treasure.
Rest easy, Dolly. You earned it.

[Christopher Utzig @UtzigChris]

@omgsidewalks Yeah, everything stinks. We get it.

"Yes, Mr. Sherman. Everything stinks"

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

For 10 years, an elderly man listened to a voicemail from his late wife every day. When the message was accidentally deleted, 11 telecom engineers spent three days working to recover it.

In 2015, Stan Beaton of England lost a 12-year-old voicemail greeting from his late wife, Ruby, after a Virgin Media system upgrade. Devastated by the loss, he contacted the company. Moved by his story, 11 engineers spent three days searching back-end servers for the audio file and eventually recovered it.

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@Dexerto I didn't realize keeping money that you found on the ground was even illegal.

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@philthatremains Whenever I start a game and it says "log into or create your" whatever bullshit account. I generally close the game and don't play it.

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Pray for Patrick Clancy and his children.