Christopher Utzig

A Dad and Husband who lives in New York.

[Christopher Utzig @UtzigChris]

@cassidoo I remember when she stopped saying water woman and started saying Watermelon

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@GOP_is_Gutless Thankfully, I have not met anyone in my life who defends her.

I actually think anyone who supports her should be put into a mental asylum. They are a danger to children.

[StaaalStaalesen☀️ @BrukerikkenavnJ]

@FoxUSNews

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@wynneflh Just do it quick. I don't want to be hearing about this guy years from now.

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@DollyParton RIP.

Your Imagination Library is enough to make you a legend.

[Roy Rogers Happy Trails Music Shop  @RoyRogers_HTMS]

Dolly Parton is gone.
And for one rare moment, this divided country seems to be mourning the same person.
She didn’t ask us to agree on politics. She didn’t demand we pick a side. She just kept showing up with songs about hard times, soft hearts, and the kind of love that doesn’t need permission. From a one-room cabin in the Tennessee mountains to a place almost nobody else in American culture ever reached — beloved by nearly everyone.
Coat of Many Colors. Jolene. I Will Always Love You. 9 to 5.
She wrote the soundtrack for ordinary people and somehow made it feel like it belonged to all of us.
Maybe this is her last gift.
Not another hit. Not another joke. Just this quiet, shared ache. Proof that some people still cut across every line we draw.
A true national treasure.
Rest easy, Dolly. You earned it.

[Christopher Utzig @UtzigChris]

@omgsidewalks Yeah, everything stinks. We get it.

"Yes, Mr. Sherman. Everything stinks"

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

For 10 years, an elderly man listened to a voicemail from his late wife every day. When the message was accidentally deleted, 11 telecom engineers spent three days working to recover it.

In 2015, Stan Beaton of England lost a 12-year-old voicemail greeting from his late wife, Ruby, after a Virgin Media system upgrade. Devastated by the loss, he contacted the company. Moved by his story, 11 engineers spent three days searching back-end servers for the audio file and eventually recovered it.

[Christopher Utzig @UtzigChris]

@Dexerto I didn't realize keeping money that you found on the ground was even illegal.

[Christopher Utzig @UtzigChris]

@philthatremains Whenever I start a game and it says "log into or create your" whatever bullshit account. I generally close the game and don't play it.

[Christopher Utzig @UtzigChris]

Pray for Patrick Clancy and his children.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

He's gaining on us!

[Christopher Utzig @UtzigChris]

@MattPinner_ I would blast Napalm Death at it for a while until I gather my thoughts (and materials).

After I regroup, I return with an ultra hand. I use said ultra hand to grab it by the neck and throw it at the deer who keep eating my flowers.

[Christopher Utzig @UtzigChris]

@anah_sahh How to make it so parents have enough time to not have to work full-time so kids can spend more time at home with their parents.

[Christopher Utzig @UtzigChris]

@PeachyHooch @RaggedVagabond @jagarikin I didn't know it was about the central star. Lol. I was looking at the other stuff.

[Christopher Utzig @UtzigChris]

@RaggedVagabond @PeachyHooch @jagarikin I changed my mind, indeed. Humble pie. Good night.

[Christopher Utzig @UtzigChris]

@fshrum No, it's not.

I know two people in my life who beat it decades ago and it hasn't come back yet. Knock on wood 🪵

One was very young and one was middle aged.

Thank God for my luck. I thought it was normal to beat it and kick it.

[Andrew Snyder @Andrewnsnyder]

I finally blocked this person.

You should be required to actually read LotR before starting a LotR meme account.

[Christopher Utzig @UtzigChris]

@furrian224 @jagarikin Puedo ir el bano por favor

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@SaltyGirl09 If you are in this situation as a dad, yes you need to step in right now and do what's best for your kids.

These videos are all threats of future intent.