UU Kermit

We all have an evil Kermit inside of us.

[UU Kermit @uu_kermit]

Me: be chill and don't overeat
Inner me: eat until your pants pop open

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Me: I'm gonna be friendly to my family this year
Inner me: don't look up from your phone the whole time

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Me: I'm not gonna overeat on Thanksgiving
Inner me: go back for fourths

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Me: wow I'm having a great day
Inner me: think about middle school

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Him: sorry I took so long to text back babe I was playing video games
Me: be chill and let this one go
Inner me: destroy him

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Me: I'm gonna do better about getting along with others
Inner me: start acting extra

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*gives a presentation in class
Me: talk slowly and enunciate properly
Inner me: start stuttering

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*walking the line at graduation
Me: take it one step at a time and be cool
Inner me: trip

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Me: I'm running short on time I'm gonna be late for class
Inner me: lay in bed and check your phone for 20 more minutes

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Me: I'm gonna stay fit for the holiday season and not gain any weight
Inner me: spend all your money on fast food

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Me: I want to fit in with my fellow classmates
Inner me: walk around barefoot

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Me: I'm going to Union, I'm going to be a good kid and stay out of trouble
Inner me: get high every weekend

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*buying food in a drive thru
Cashier: enjoy your food!
Me: I should tell the cashier to have a good day
Inner me: say "you too"