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http://t.co/TyuV5fdj0o Why hasn't anyone invented alcohol that acts as birth control too?

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http://t.co/Hu9zlI2nHo I was the top student at Ninja school, but I failed because they kept marking me absent.

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http://t.co/tLFBGg2BR0 ive learned that asians will always make Wong decisions when driving...

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http://t.co/Qja8VURkCk I love the smell of moth balls, but I find it difficult to spread their tiny little legs.

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http://t.co/visjeAEtI1 It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

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http://t.co/h6gg5M3G The bunnies near my house are laying the smallest Easter eggs ever, and frankly they taste awful!

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http://t.co/ZAgxyl5D At the Playboy Mansion I bet they serve fancy whore d'oeuvres before the main intercourse.