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Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!!

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I just published Turns Out I Can Be Bought. Quite Cheaply in Fact https://t.co/uW85IL3BGu

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@Smillew_Rahcuef I spend all my time on the toilet seat.

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@Smillew_Rahcuef the richest people i know are divorced and unhappy

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@Smillew_Rahcuef @kristenstark234 I've got 69 followers. You know what that means ...

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@kristenstark234 @Smillew_Rahcuef I can do sign language though ... did you understand that sign I sent you. Just in case you are blinded by my aura, its known as "The finger".

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@kristenstark234 @Smillew_Rahcuef And jealousy is so unbecuming

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@Smillew_Rahcuef i like it. Sorry I don't X much these days

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@kristenstark234 @Smillew_Rahcuef Our union is like a glory hole. It just keeps giving.

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@kristenstark234 Did you season them? It's the seasoning that creates Michelin value.

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@Smillew_Rahcuef What did I do?

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@Smillew_Rahcuef Define rich?

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@kristenstark234 There is a rumour you may not ever have been on rails.

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@HarryJamesBooks @jontheshepherd I might be wrong, but I think it was a joke. Luckily you "get" jokes. As you are one.

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I've got 66 followers, is that good. And is it because I'm 3 inches and everybody wants to "hang" out with me.

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@bobzyeruncle And painting a landscape if you only have grey paint left.

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@bobzyeruncle I could not believe this when I saw it. Beyond normal human talent.

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@Smillew_Rahcuef I just want to be "longer" ... can you help

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@kristenstark234 @bobzyeruncle @Smillew_Rahcuef Don't forget name calling.

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@bobzyeruncle Is it chocolate or plain.

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@basil_ireton @WhatabouteryRT I want cheap gin