I can’t believe he didn’t break one of his contracts so he could earn 10 Canadian dollars and subject himself to violent scrutiny from lesbians for the rest of his career
good evening. the “heated rivalry fandom” was a six month sociological study conducted by harvard university. we are now complete with our study. thank you for your time
“and if these gay yearning little bottom eyes didn’t have a big sexy russian to feast upon, my performance wouldn’t be as good. so to the honorary canadian connor storrie i share this award to you.” MY FUCKING FOOD