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Curator at the New Jersey Museum of Science and Trucking. 🚛🎨 Mentally trill.

[assclown, EIT 🤨 @uwouldathot]

It finally happened: today my mom ordered a Lyft and my dad was the driver

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@KnickedupFan @nypostsports @WorldWideWob Nah my mama was here too!!!

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@sixers yall it’s over already can you please just play NUEVAYOL thanks #LGK

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@TylerHaegele @espn @NHL I was trying to search Twitter for solutions earlier. Check if your tv audio is on surround sound (turn that off) and if it has a setting for volume leveling (turn that on) - helped for me

[assclown, EIT 🤨 @uwouldathot]

@DJRonin40 @espn @NYRangers I was trying to search Twitter for solutions earlier. Check if your tv audio is on surround sound (turn that off) and if it has a setting for volume leveling (turn that on) - helped for me

[assclown, EIT 🤨 @uwouldathot]

@bouncingpuck70 @espn I was trying to search Twitter for solutions earlier. Check if your tv audio is on surround sound (turn that off) and if it has a setting for volume leveling (turn that on) - helped for me

[assclown, EIT 🤨 @uwouldathot]

@OhRyanMead NYR haven’t had a Ryan-less roster in 21 years. As a fellow Ryan, & with Lindy traded, how will you feel if they don’t acquire one next season?

[Fredo™ @ChxckenAlfredo]

"said i was a diva, all i cared about was stats. if you gonna get all those things wrong about me, you can get one thing right. IM A FUCKING CHAMPION" - AJ Brown

[assclown, EIT 🤨 @uwouldathot]

“NOTHING IS POSSIBLE WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER” - Mayor Cherelle Parker

[Nick Foles @NickFoles]

Congratulations to Super Bowl LIX Champions, the Philadelphia Eagles. We are all proud of your performance tonight, showing everyone just how great you are. You are the best in the world. Enjoy every moment with your family, loved ones, and everyone in Philadelphia. Have fun on Broad Street! God bless!

[assclown, EIT 🤨 @uwouldathot]

@trader_tony_ The correct answer is why are u at the grocery store the eagles are in the Super Bowl

[assclown, EIT 🤨 @uwouldathot]

The Kansas City Refs are off to a great start

[Morgan @mocliffff]

Every one of my decisions from this week and next, down to what coffee to order, is based on how I think they align with the Philadelphia Eagle's and their play in the Super Bowl.

[jack 🦧 @loljackwho]

♥️ HEARTWARMING: Marshon Lattimore gives AJ Brown a kiss on the cheek congratulating him after his team scored a touchdown ♥️

[assclown, EIT 🤨 @uwouldathot]

When slay goes off the field vs. when he comes back on
#GoBirds

[assclown, EIT 🤨 @uwouldathot]

As a Jew, I have to remind myself every December that the holiday decorations aren’t just a shoutout to Italians
( 🇮🇹)

[assclown, EIT 🤨 @uwouldathot]

@gcccmharding @streetsmart525 @Lil__Sapling @elijahdaniel Empathy is definitely important
Can we empathize with why someone would give this more energy?
Perhaps government assistance programs can help during the transition period where, hopefully, this person can learn some empathy & reflect on why their actions warranted being fired.

[assclown, EIT 🤨 @uwouldathot]

@gcccmharding @streetsmart525 @Lil__Sapling @elijahdaniel I think I get where you’re coming from, but perhaps the employer that fired them for being a bigot should be the ones bearing the weight of that decision. Elijah simply provided them with context on their employee

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@VerizonSupport @VeezySauced *Michelle, hope this helps :~ )

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@Steven18661059 @Jamie_The_Gent @VerizonSupport kinda baffled by this dude playing devils advocate for a corporation but anyway hope u get back to ur game soon 🫡

[assclown, EIT 🤨 @uwouldathot]

@Jamie_The_Gent @VerizonSupport @Steven18661059 I'm working overtime but appreciate your input stranger