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Swiss dick

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Oh lord Oh lord how thy be with the shits

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Not being pregnant is the best news ever tbh

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I genuinely do suck

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Having a 2 hour college class shouldn’t be legal

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This is a lie

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No longer tweeting from an app called “x” bye

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Everytime I look at what my old friends are up to i get so fucking happy I backed tf away holy shit

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Obamna

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Not jeep waving back is like not smiling back at someone who smiled at you

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I am once again asking why male birth control is not nearly as relevant as women’s birth control. It’s fucking crazy

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UTI’s suck like I’ll just be chillin and suddenly my blather feels like a dam exploding open

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I need so much reassurance it’s so bad help me now. I refuse to ask for it, I just need it

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My music taste is more obscure than 72% of other listeners on Obscurify. Aka I’m freaking special.

Find yours at https://t.co/fsxozjf4GK 🎧

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bourgeoisie is a word

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Or any music that reminds me of him

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Whenever I listen to tool I need to be with my boyfriend

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Home life gets worst by the day

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Constipated asf rn where the carbs at

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My co worker telling me she got something thinking of me and then tells me it’s from ali express is so innocently contradicting😭

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Religious parents are a never ending trap