Dmitrii

30 y.o. bald nerd & geek. kinda designing, kinda gaming. Nintendo Switch. SW-8113-2592-5624

[Dmitrii @uxbear]

😩😩😩

[Dmitrii @uxbear]

Guys! Blitz Royale on Nintendo Switch 2 is literally drowning.
The ground’s gone, buildings are floating, and I think my map is trying to warn me about climate change.
Chun-Li is swimming where roads used to be.
Please send a boat… or a hotfix.

#Fortnite #BlitzRoyale #BugReport

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@nestvarnostonx yeah. my friend and I just made a separate account, bought a 1 year PS Plus subscription on it and we buy games through Apple Pay. We just share that account and keep switching the “primary console” activation back and forth so we can access the library from our main accounts lol

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@nestvarnostonx pray or slay 😩

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@KosmoZlo Это что за покемон?

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Shut up and take my money!

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@luckythehead Не, ну про скуфов жёстко было :(

[Dmitrii @uxbear]

I could’ve spent this money on therapy.
Instead, I got a Switch 2.

Same healing but better graphics. Absolutely love it 😍
#NintendoSwitch2 #nintendo

[𝑶𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓 ☢️ @Beans0nBaguette]

#Eurovision #ESC2025
Eurovision songs be like:

[Dmitrii @uxbear]

@disarto_max left is safe, right is sexy

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@vanessa1ask не расстраивайся, это мудрость проступает. остальным просто не повезло)

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@atom_ingener милашкаRR

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@nestvarnostonx wowie! we’re so back 💥✨

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went in to chill.
ended up in Fortnite strip club with live vocals
these kids are so talented nowadays

#Fortnite

[little gaucho 🏳️‍🌈🐼🇧🇷 @thelittlegaucho]

homem sem pelo é igual comida sem tempero

[Dmitrii @uxbear]

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