UYI

[UYI @uyiososa]

Both of una dey craze!

[ovy ꨄ🦋 @OVYrct]

i knew he couldn’t comfortably afford the $800 and i still asked because honestly… if my boyfriend has it, why am i supposed to struggle quietly? 😭

[UYI @uyiososa]

This Lagos lifestyle is proof that y’all only have mouth. If you had good money, a whole lot of y’all would be very big simps.

[UYI @uyiososa]

I pity you.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

If I see 15m once, I ready use 8m buy car.

[UYI @uyiososa]

Oh..I see you have not experienced the true wrath of the evil creatures called Bed bugs

[DeeDee🌟 @DiianaD___]

I’ll rather have bed bugs in my house than mosquitoes everywhere.

[UYI @uyiososa]

Apply pressure = just dey embarrass yourself dey go😂

[Arhmeed @Arhmeed_]

Tbh i’ve always wondered what the “apply pressure” process looks like
Do you try to convince her to like you or you list out the incentives of being with you😭😭?

[UYI @uyiososa]

Independence Day Run?

[UYI @uyiososa]

Abeg Avoid me today with that your WhatsApp Bc🙏

[UYI @uyiososa]

I read some tweets and in my mind I just say “I hope your mama born many sha?”

[UYI @uyiososa]

Omo I want whatever you are on!

[Blossom🌸 @Bloseptnew]

do you guys remember when funke akindele appeared in henry danger? peak times fr

[UYI @uyiososa]

They will keep picking all of you that don’t have sense one after the other

[AJ.☆☄ @AJSMILE911]

Don Jazzy and Ayra Starr’s mom happily celebrate as they prepare to welcome their unborn baby 🥹😮🔥🙆‍♂️❤

[UYI @uyiososa]

E just dey look you dey see clown 😂

[wale @0xwale]

why this agent de laugh me

[UYI @uyiososa]

Small heart gymnastics I am engaging in this babe dey call me cheat😔

[UYI @uyiososa]

Gbewa Gbewa😂

[Nelson Rich @hypakleppo]

Na “clock it” this man de try do 😂

[UYI @uyiososa]

You people are able to love someone you haven’t been able to see how they think?

[JEFFREY @Jeff_Okhai]

If you guide, and you love the girl, you go pay am.

[UYI @uyiososa]

😭😂

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

bro i dey perceive burnt wire.. be like my spark don dey come back.

[UYI @uyiososa]

We go soon organize task force wey go dey beat una wey dey post this kind thing

[𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙻🥷🏾 @alithasimp]

i will make millions in oct, nov, & dec.

[UYI @uyiososa]

You Dey ask wetin the babe and her client go dey talk?😂

[Francis 🫧 @Eff0duh]

i get question abeg
if you don send babe 100k for her snap and una add each other wetin una go come dey talk?😂😂😂

[UYI @uyiososa]

I know what kind of man you are 🫵

[Emmy 🥷 @Emmy27u]

I always wanted to win.

[UYI @uyiososa]

If you work here better dust your CV and start interviewing for a new role

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“I plan to replace all my staff with AI, and I’m already working on it. I’ve built tools for that and use them personally. Yesterday, I did something that would take my team 5 days in just 5 minutes.”

—Jeroid CEO, Jeremiah Mayowa

[UYI @uyiososa]

Hope you will allow your brother be as wise as him

[Joice🤍���🇪 @Joiceoflagos]

Rich boy pay 100k to collect girl snapchat
Broke boys dey cry