pspspspsps

23 yrs old,she/her 🇲🇽

[milo's sweet tea irl (CEO #2 OF YELLOW 💛🎭) @PoggerMilo]

I wanted to say some shit like "kid named air/water" but ended up saying "air named finger" outloud.

[layan @wiingsinmotion7]

theres a girl in my third period that has a Backpack with this picture on it and im scared of her

[kaden !! ⋆˚꩜｡ | phoenix's muse ♡ @kadensdead]

Kid: momma what’s a website builder? 🤔

Me: it’s a great thing i used to use! 🥰

Kid: do you have a pic?😍

Me: yes 😎

Kid: but that’s uncle carrd! And auntie rentry…AND THAT’S MOMMY! 😲

*door opens*

strawpage: wallahi you have no gimmicks

[polly @polyfraggrenade]

#mogged

[grey @bewarethehunt]

reading a college AU and one of the characters has a 4.4 GPA oh author baby you’re 15 aren’t you

[dax 🕷️🩸 @valmerz]

If you see a blank account saying "take a look at my pinned tweet" it's CSAM. Report the account, then report the CSAM link to the cyber tip line. DON'T click on it and remove it from your clipboard after reporting it. REPORT THE ACTUAL LINK TO IT. Not a link to the tweet.

[yoyo @yappytappi]

oomfs beefing w each other and im over here liking both of their tweets about it 😭✌🏼

[pspspspsps @uyuii003]

@polytallica wack them again for me

[🧠“𝘾4𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙑0𝙍𝙀``!! @AL3X_X59]

Cause I hate drawing and I like money

[BriceTurangFan578🇺🇸 @Loudlobster578]

I’m going to be honest a lot of you guys need to accept you’re not 12 anymore.

[ednok.. @EDNOKonline]

walking around publix and mumbling this to myself whenever i cant find the item im looking for

[summer rat @pinkmonstas]

when u click on oomfs profile and it’s not followed by anyone … like ur MY oomf ❤️

[😵 @clenchmythirst]

watching a show where u hate every character

[pspspspsps @uyuii003]

TikTok saw these first but whatever posting here 🫰🏼

[nyah 📹 @vaacillator]

this the kinda shit that gets praised after u try to kys

[Davi @Ddaavvii_21]

only TRUE music nerds will get it😂😂 #shareifyougetit I get it....🥸

[noraˎˊ˗ kuzan's one and only @kuzansheart]

me trying to interact with oomfs

[rk. @GET0NMYH0RSE]

sometimes u gotta see that “16 ˖ . ݁𝜗𝜚. ݁₊” in bio and let that discourse fly

[pspspspsps @uyuii003]

@firstltmartin AWE SO CUTE SO CUTEEE