Suzanne Umoh

Lawyer⚖️•|• Chartered Arbitrator •|• Chartered Mediator •|• Governance •|• Life •|• Bibliophile•|•

[toxic king @toxicking]

Don’t forget to have fun, none of this shit really matters

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Black people treat the freezer like it cancels expiration dates

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

if you’ve ever worked in open floorplan, this is basically the fuckin four seasons

[eliz @eliza___v]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[shar •̀.̫•́✧ @_yapsharlene]

adulthood is realizing you can join any webinar or activity for no reason other than pure interest. i have a webinar about birds in an hour

[marie @astou_jolie]

One thing I have noticed in Africa is: the poorer the country, the richer the politicians. And the people don’t seem to be bothered enough.

[Rodney @rodd__serling]

O maior erro da carreira do Messi foi não ter se aposentado em 2022.

Se ele pára ali, campeão do mundo, finalmente se igualando ao Diego, logo todo mundo ia se esquecer dos pênaltis mandrakes e da proteção da arbitragem.

"Você tem q parar no auge, quando todo mundo pede pra vc continuar" dizia o Pelé.

Se o Messi se aposentasse em 2022, seria uma despedida de Pelé.

Mas agora ele será pra sempre associado à manipulação da arbitragem, à proteção da Fifa e por liderar um time q jogou sujo e não soube perder.

Ninguém perdeu mais essa copa q o Messi. Perdeu o título, perdeu respeito internacional, perdeu a admiração de muitos.

Q desastre de relações públicas hein hermano?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NO amount of “budgeting” or “saving” will fix the fact that we don't make enough money anymore for this economy and inflation is robbing us błind.

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

not using ai and still getting 60% ai detected has to be the modern version of being accused of witchcraft.

[Chef Ore💜 @_b_haleemat]

Document your life mehn, you don’t even have to post it.

[zispoms @imzispoms]

Argentina play with such a level of thuggery that their baseline for a yellow is higher than nearly every team in the tournament. almost every tackle they're jumping onto the other man lmfao

[W @_common_W_]

Argentina are the only team out of all 48 participants not to have a single VAR intervention against them, despite committing the most fouls in the tournament. Do you even realize how insane that is?

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i love the word "interesting" cause it's so chaotically neutral

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

The threat of homelessness and hunger can be quite coercive

[S★ @xxyllinn]

We are living through a "Cost of Living Crisis" while corporations are reporting "Record Breaking Profits." These two things are not happening at the same time by accident. One is literally causing the other.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Unemployment will make you forget you’re even educated

[Nyx🐦‍🔥 @moons_womb]

This anti intellectualism era is so strange. It’s like people actually get irritated when presented with an opportunity to learn something.

[notsoErudite @notsoErudite]

PLEASE BAN THIS NOW