Uzair

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[Uzair @uzairforceone]

I AM HAVING A LOVELY EVENING, THANKS @ManUtd #MUFC #MUNLIV

[Uzair @uzairforceone]

Chris Martin needs to be tried for war crimes for this nonsense

[Uzair @uzairforceone]

@alexreino He must’ve stopped watching after 55 mins

[Uzair @uzairforceone]

Unbelievably successful hatewatch

[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

All I’ll say is if this was AFCON and they let a man play after he got a red card, the nonsense being said would be crazy

[Uzair @uzairforceone]

@CheapPanini Ozempic Haaland will haunt my nightmares

[Uzair @uzairforceone]

I’m starting to think WHOOP Age is nonsense cause that man definitely looked 41 out there

[WHOOP @WHOOP]

The average age of a footballer is 27. Cristiano Ronaldo is 41.

In this sport, age is supposed to slow you down. But WHOOP Age is different.

[Uzair @uzairforceone]

@alexreino Take my knees, Phonzie

[The 4-4-Touque Podcast @44touque]

Oh dear Arsenal...

The title race takes another turn as Man City close the gap by thrashing Chelsea, Tottenham slide into the relegation zone, Union Berlin make history, and Marcos Llorente goes on an extremely stupid crusade
https://t.co/stFIIvc9zP

[Uzair @uzairforceone]

Drink up

[The 4-4-Touque Podcast @44touque]

Man City douse themselves in that sweet, sweet Carabao, Liverpool and Chelsea can't figure out if they want to qualify for the Champions League again, and Senegal dare Morocco to come and get the AFCON trophy! #Guardiola #Arteta

https://t.co/epZ4AEPMZb

[Uzair @uzairforceone]

The Peruvian league holds many secrets

[The 4-4-Touque Podcast @44touque]

🚨New Episode!🚨 Arsenal take a big step towards the title, Chelsea attempt to subsume a ref, Man United seize control of the Champions League race, and Tottenham have a glimmer of hope. There's also a lot of chat about Jacob Wanker #MaxDowman #Arsenal
https://t.co/9U657IKAxB

[Uzair @uzairforceone]

This question qualifies as ragebait

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Michael Carrick discusses Jadon Sancho's contract situation at Old Trafford 📝

The winger is currently on loan at Aston Villa, but his five-year deal with Man Utd expires in the summer.

Do you think he should get an extension at United?

[Uzair @uzairforceone]

I’m sure the Disney plus version of this will paint Chelsea as either the best team in the world or a wretched hive of scum and villainy

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🚨New!🚨It's the FA Cup 5th Round! Chelsea end Wrexham's Hollywood run, Arsenal edge out the mighty Mansfield, and Adama Traore has been told that he is simply too swole #FACup

https://t.co/vP6UT9Cg3n

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[Uzair @uzairforceone]

Just in time for even more Barclays ™

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It's a weekend of pure, unfiltered Barclays, as Arsenal hold off Chelsea, much to Toni's delight and Tommy's dismay. Meanwhile, Man United keep up their form, Burnley lose a sickener, and City keep up the pressure! #ARSvCHE

https://t.co/QTkEU40sqr

[Uzair @uzairforceone]

The relegation battle could be very, very funny

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🚨New Episode! 🚨 Eberechi Eze continues his personal vendetta against Tottenham, Man City keep the pressure on, Chelsea slip up late, and we reflect on the unsavoury scenes from the midweek game between Benfica and Real Madrid
#NorthLondonDerby #ArsTot
https://t.co/zhs6bQuz5S

[Uzair @uzairforceone]

For whom the seagull squawks

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It's another FA Cup weekend as we dig into the details of the 4th round, wonder if there's any point at all to Tottenham, and figure out just how much of James Milner's career has been a sham!
https://t.co/uIcqYMCVpM

[Scotty @arghkid]

In light of Sir Jim's colonised quotes, I'd like to bring attention to the words of Eric Cantona...

[Uzair @uzairforceone]

@13Toni13 I don’t have a history of singing, we’ll lose listeners if I try

[Uzair @uzairforceone]

@13Toni13 is a coward, pass it on

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🚨New!🚨 Spurs' inexplicable hold over Man City continues, Arsenal don't quite have Toni singing yet, there's late wins for both Chelsea and Man United, and Joao Pedro is nearly decapitated by Adama Traore!
https://t.co/sFwMYdcw8t

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🚨New!🚨Matheus Cunha dances at the Emirates, the title race is back on, Slot's continuing to spiral, and everyone is still bullying Brahim Diaz
#ARSMUN #BrahimDiaz
https://t.co/ciKzKGufOD