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Here for the discourse

[nabil @0xcycle]

I actually hate listening to some people talk about anything

[ٰ @notsofinefgs]

Dear future Wife, Today sucked. I miss you.

Love
Your future husband
P.S. come home already

[kate @ilyktlyn]

when someone showing u a video and it’s taking too long to get to the funny part

[gel @ttpdfc]

can i 67 ur boobs

[BLAISE🧃🇵🇹 @EngrAtule]

You accidentally made eye contact with the teacher and now he’s explaining everything just to you, so you make this move

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

If you ask me for something and I'm unable to give you, e pain me pass you but you no go believe.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

if you call me and you're talking to people in the background, i'm hanging up fr

[• hatti @Whohewas0]

I need someone who knows nothing about me to observe me for like 30 days and then come up with an analysis on what kind of person l am

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Keloids?

[BISHOP⚔️ @Opeoluwa]

My problem is that I consider people’s feelings before I act or talk.

It's a very bad way to navigate this world, as I've come to understand.

[elton @eltoowavy]

*fights the urge to post music screenshots*

[Илья @elia_too]

Il il veut que mourir pour tout le monde mdrrr

[𝓢 𝓪 𝓶 💔🦅 @juststfusmog]

“Mum, I know you’re in heaven smiling down at us”

Meanwhile your mommy:

[55 @kamiljr49]

have you ever sat with a group of friends and you just know you're the least favourite friend in the group and it wouldn't matter if you're there or not

[swagbag⛷️ @feranmi_dgaf]

I no even dey surprised if game cut
na when e come I dey actually dey surprised

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

See ehn, bend it all you want, BETTING is 30% skill and 70% LUCK!

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

The crazy thing is that, if that guy did not decide to keep Afro, we won’t have known that Manchester United has not won 5 games in a row for 688 days.

[jasmine @siimplyjaay_]

i cannot stand people who just talk talk talk talk talk like enough!!!! 😭