carLos

[carLos @uzisintern]

@BLouu @Wafflesoap 😭😭😭

[chUnc 🇲🇽 @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

He twerked for them, threw shots at his old club, sold his soul for the move… just to get skipped for another player😭

[carLos @uzisintern]

BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

I've turned down sex to watch a Ronaldo match. Sex is always on the table, but there are only a few Ronaldo matches left. it's just common sense.

[JOÄO G5v3 🇵🇹 (omo lile) @G5ve_omolile]

Ronaldo in 2026. Charlie Kirk in 2026

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

it’s for me too, she’s not special

[Ray @Ray_RMCF]

The dopamine of scrolling through Twitter when Ronaldo wins a trophy.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

CRISTIANO RONALDO FOREVER

WHAT A FUCKING FREE KICK !!!!

[Sam Peoples @sampeoples_]

Some photo that.

[carLos @uzisintern]

@ProdbyMabbs @BlackBellato @Slydadon51 @YashRMFC So much better that’s why Mbappe has him beat in UCLs 🔥

[carLos @uzisintern]

@ProdbyMabbs @BlackBellato @Slydadon51 @YashRMFC Vini can do -20x more for the rest of his career and no other player will come close to his achievements 😂

[carLos @uzisintern]

Just 2 more wins 😭🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Goalscorer.
Assist provider.
Award winner.

Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

[carLos @uzisintern]

Vela was right, shit fucking selección

[Selección Nacional @miseleccionmx]

La Selección Nacional de México informa:

[carLos @uzisintern]

….

[carLos @uzisintern]

UCL spot secured, smacking Liverpool, and Bruno assist record all in one game what a Sunday 😎

[carLos @uzisintern]

CUNHA WHAT A PLAYER

[carLos @uzisintern]

Bruno’s gonna do it omg 😭😭😭

[່ @franchiseford]

fucking useless pricks