Anyone: *blinks at camera flash*
Me: Some of you have never had 15 immigrant moms take group pictures of you and all the other children for 5 minutes straight with flash turned on, and it really shows
We are devastated by the incident that happened tonight in our shopping center. We are working closely with the Hoover Police Department. While there is no current danger to our community, we will remain closed until further notice.
Disney Trivia Night is TONIGHT at 9p ET! Our $25,000 prize will be split among only 100 Disney fans - will you be one of them?
Like this tweet if you’re excited for tonight’s game! ✨
Tonight at 9p ET we debut our BRAND NEW game mode - The 100. Hundreds of thousands will enter, but only 100 HQties will split the $25,000 cash prize.
Retweet and reply with your HQ username if you want a chance to get 100 Extra Lives in celebration of the new game mode ❤️
@TwitterU I want to work at Twitter because my dream is to contribute to a product that connects people around the world and helps them to share their stories and inspire others #LoveTwitter
Freshman year loneliness is because you don’t have any friends but junior year loneliness is because you don’t have a boyfriend and you need to be married soon
@ anyone who waits more than an hour to reply to a text: literally how do you sit there on your phone and exist completely okay with the red bubble????