Uzma Ahmad

all my credentials

[Uzma Ahmad @uzmathurman]

IG needs an emoji that says "I saw that you liked this reel and i liked that you liked it"

[Uzma Ahmad @uzmathurman]

i saw three bearszz!!

[Uzma Ahmad @uzmathurman]

someone just told me that more people live in Naperville than curaçao

[Uzma Ahmad @uzmathurman]

"it sounds like it's zoomin. its going nowhere"

[Uzma Ahmad @uzmathurman]

i dont think you've watched sports properly until you've heard my moms commentary

[Uzma Ahmad @uzmathurman]

i wish i could google what i have in my house

[Uzma Ahmad @uzmathurman]

"btw it's not haraam to laugh" -khutbah

[Uzma Ahmad @uzmathurman]

Vineland city in movie Goat looks like Medellin

[Uzma Ahmad @uzmathurman]

old songs have new meanings

[Uzma Ahmad @uzmathurman]

every1 wants something and everything comes w a price

[Uzma Ahmad @uzmathurman]

tesla sucks but that license plate was good "ciao gas"

[Uzma Ahmad @uzmathurman]

7:53 - seven hours of flow state without using drugs. should i be concerned?

[Uzma Ahmad @uzmathurman]

someone said I was Michelle Rodriguez from fast and furious def don't see it but I def agree

[Uzma Ahmad @uzmathurman]

"**** is the divy bike of the department. Everybody gets to ride it"

[Uzma Ahmad @uzmathurman]

Happy Mother's Day

[Uzma Ahmad @uzmathurman]

only girls go to time out -Yusuf

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"It's your password for everything" my nieces casually typing in the parent code for hbo

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I have one of the craziest coolest jobs ever

[Uzma Ahmad @uzmathurman]

Hobbit "coming of age" is at 33 so I'm right on track actually

[Uzma Ahmad @uzmathurman]

@InternetH0F Did he give him is eyesight back too