Alan Schuster

NJ dad, Broadway Stagehand, Univ of Wisc Sports, Packers, Photography, Travel, Movies & @foursquare SU9, #IATSE

[Alan Schuster @UZMPhantom]

@jrpsaki Inspiring. She’s actually walking the walk!

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

It was actually our 250th anniversary.

Not that you would know — you spent it with the British.

[Alan Schuster @UZMPhantom]

@Angry_Staffer Sweep!!!

[Alan Schuster @UZMPhantom]

@WesHod EAGLE RIVER!!!

[Chuck @Brewfan0419]

D'awww.
I pissed off a Cub fan douche kabob.
It's not my house, first and foremost.
Thanks for replying, cupcake 😄

[Alan Schuster @UZMPhantom]

@DennisSuttonSZN Charles Woodson

[GotoChelle 🇺🇸💙 @chelleyourself]

Fuck you @Apple

[Alan Schuster @UZMPhantom]

@awalessm @Google @googlemaps I deleted the app

[Alan Schuster @UZMPhantom]

@LakotaMan1 Deleted

[Andrew Guidarelli 🌪️🛸 @a_guidarelli]

Hey @google I’d like to report an error.

The lake that borders New York and Ontario is an international body of water, and it is widely agreed by the entire world, except one rogue leader, that the name of this lake is “Lake Ontario”

Grow a spine and fix it.

[Alan Schuster @UZMPhantom]

@sam_d_1995 I just deleted Google Maps off my phone after seeing the same reports.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Parts of Ohio are still without power and waiting on FEMA.

The Strategic Reserve is at its lowest point in history.

Gas prices are at seasonal record highs.

Beef prices are at record highs period.

Trump: best I can do is fake rename Lake Ontario and import diseased beef

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

It’s been almost 90 days since the American people have seen or heard from Mitch McConnell.

We’re still paying his salary.

[Covie @covie_93]

-It is still Lake Ontario
-It is still the Gulf of Mexico
-It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
-He is still a pedophile.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Alan Schuster @UZMPhantom]

@Angry_Staffer 1st weekend of the month. Should we be expecting some bruises on his hands, from this “scheduled dental appointment?”

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

You realize the president and his cabinet travel all over the world to events that aren’t in his ballroom?

Massive rallies? Super safe!

Event in DC (where Trump supposedly fixed crime)? Have it in a bunker!

Also… nobody is thinking about clearing thousands to visit the WH? 🙄

[Alan Schuster @UZMPhantom]

@Peter_Bukowski I said the same thing to myself!

[Alan Schuster @UZMPhantom]

@NJTRANSIT @GovSherrillNJ @NJTRANSIT this should have been a part of your original messaging. I had several colleagues who were not aware of this only to find out when PABT was shutdown. Many #Broadway workers and patrons were left confused that they wouldn’t be able to get home or to their vehicles.

[Alan Schuster @UZMPhantom]

@NJTRANSIT @NJTRANSIT all of your info say busses are stopping at 6pm. WHY is every one telling me busses stopped at 4pm and PABT doors are locked??? You’re stranding people!!!

[Alan Schuster @UZMPhantom]

@Angry_Staffer I bet the idiots who arrested him don’t realize that target has cameras. Then again, they probably don’t care.