Uzo

Computer Scientist

[🍹 @Flye1n]

Yall pussy as Fuck @RockstarGames I’m the one leaking Gta 6 And yall not gonna do Shit bout it 😹😹

Btw my name is Robert Sanchez and i’m a “goalkeeper” at @ChelseaFC

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

The devil rn:
🥲

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

no man says this, infact no man that isn’t your husband wants you to get pregnant for him.
take it easy

[Uzo @uzo_duru]

What???

[Phay Vhor @Phayvhor_]

The first time I saw this man in a close range, it was doing me as if I was looking at God's face 🤣
Pretty sure some people in the video looking at him would be feeling the same way.

[Uzo @uzo_duru]

Una dey miserable fr

[Big Linds👑 @creamlyn_]

Condescending

[Uzo @uzo_duru]

😂😂😂

[Biggest 🇵🇹❤️🦅 @stephe__n]

Juggling with two legs is actually easier than juggling with one leg because you’re giving each leg a break, making it easier to keep the ball up.

But I’m starting to think being a Messi fan comes with a compulsory brain damage clause. 😭😂

[Uzo @uzo_duru]

@philip_szn 😂

[Uzo @uzo_duru]

Well…

[Uzo @uzo_duru]

😂

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: RUBEN AMORIM IS FREAKING OUT!

HE HAS NOT WON A SINGLE PRE-SEASON GAME SO FAR, AND NOW HE IS LOSING 3-0 TO CHELSEA!

[ìbàdíàrán ❤︎ @tomixoxoxo]

i hate how the simplest conversations turn into a man vs woman issue on this app. you can advice women to drink water and people will turn it into “are you advising men to drink water ? 😡”
okay, e ma fo obo yin, eyin lemo 😵‍💫

[Uzo @uzo_duru]

The guy for your dp?

[LLF @laligafraudss]

🇫🇷 Mbappe: 21 goals in 3 World Cups
🇦🇷 Messi: 20 goals in 6 World Cups

Messi's World Cup record is an embarrassment. He should be ashamed of himself!

[Uzo @uzo_duru]

I’ll always find it fascinating how women think about age in relationships

[n0tasha🪦 @saurs0uffle]

if was 23, I would date someone who’s 27
but at 27, I would never date someone is 23

[Uzo @uzo_duru]

🤣

[Abja🇯🇲 @AbjaFCB]

They’ve officially lost their minds.

[Uzo @uzo_duru]

Y’all too male centered fr

[jiggle mami. @imanie]

All this rogbodiyan when men really just whip out their dicks to pee in the nearest open gutter, no water, no tissue, just a little shake and that’s all.

[Uzo @uzo_duru]

Very highly

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Two income household.

I highly recommend

[Uzo @uzo_duru]

Congrats Spain

[Stake.com @Stake]

Drake has gone big on Argentina in the World Cup Final 👀

A $5.1M payout awaits on Stake, if they beat Spain in regular time.

[Uzo @uzo_duru]

Chai I’ll never forget o

[Fran @FranHClO]

Dest letting Messi wear his international medal during the Barcelona training.

[Uzo @uzo_duru]

Kinda his point dimwit

[Alexandra Lains @realalexlains]

Says fat Ronaldo who retired at 34.

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @P0liticalbaby]

I hate the day “performative made its way to twitter”