Nneoma

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[🧸 @_y3maya]

netflix helping you complete the spelling of a movie they don’t have

[Lou 🫍 @louroll89ffs]

When a car lets you cross the road

[A Miller @amilleraz0]

Would you risk everything to save your brother? 😂

[Hairdick™ @_hairdick]

Here's how to tell if a child is pretending to be asleep:

"If he's really sleeping, his arm won't fall off."

[Dvd𖤓 @ov04l]

Promised to get my niece a phone when she turns 10 five years ago and her birthday is 2 days from now

[SAMUEL @hei_ssamuel]

"I will only eat once today to save money"

Hunger by 1:30

[TheChefnamedKiki @TheChefKIKI]

We are almost at the Bake sale! I hope i will see you there!!!

[TheChefnamedKiki @TheChefKIKI]

Its 6 days and honestly, I am partly scared and excited. I don’t know what to expect but please retweet, share to pastry and dessert lovers and if you can make it please come and support your girl!! Time is 11am till we are sold out!!! See flier for more details!!

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

The stadium cleaning staff seeing that Japan has been eliminated:

[Maymies @Tringers__]

That child is definitely plotting a revenge 💔😂

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I’m crying real tears😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Paris Saint-Germain parade on! ❤️💙🏆

@PSG_inside 🎥

[Chicken Catcher🐔 @Only1Etubo]

That’s why I’ll never own a podcast, because as a host, my next question would be whether she was under a spell.

[Jesi @jesidamina]

Please remember that your body in its natural state is not “un”-anything. It’s presentable and good.

[Manuelix99 @ManuelX9999]

I wonder how this would work because both the police and POS operators don’t know what 200 meters is.

[BIGGEST VIRG @StudentByNature]

So this APC supporter asked me to go and hug transformer because I said I would not vote for Tinubu.
I hugged the transformer for 12 hours straight, nothing happened. No light.
Please everyone should get their PVCs

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?

[Prof. Carl Sagan @ProfCarlSagan]

The role of intellectuals is to challenge authority, not serve it.