worker #17

cringeneer. please do not follow me.

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@tekbog it's all performative bs and that's why a humble autist like me is so far behind in life

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@jiratickets @justalexoki that just means he can go to burgerking get a meal and stay a trillionaire. good for him tbh. not many can say the same.

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@hopes_revenge this should have 10 billion likes. flipping dead internet

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@hopes_revenge that penguin one is incredible

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@polloimperial @CultureCrave are you just pre-mad about being outplayed by a highly skilled movement player?

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@hopes_revenge @andyw_ais @METR_Evals chinease food

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@djcows @TwinkRegimer “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
- George Carlin

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@tekbog @dash_eats the last thing a cloud sees before it gets clanked

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@tekbog no we're not, look:

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

- Mercedes engine got nerfed
- Next race: Monaco
- Ferrari is the best in the corners

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@ayystr00dle @xXshaurizardXx idk, it takes roughly 5 minutes to set up even for a nontechnical person, idk if it's too much effort. all you do is literally follow a YT guide

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@ayystr00dle @xXshaurizardXx you could probably get ~60 via lossless scaling (for a bit smoother visual experience)

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@tekbog IG reels is a copy of tiktok
threads is a copy twitter
that one recent post by a laid off meta employee...
I'm sensing a pattern

(mister Zucc, please hire me I may not be Chinese but I aspire to be)

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@greenpoop44 back in 2016 I played a game of overwatch and everyone was being overly nice and positive for no reason, so I closed the game, uninstalled and haven't played since. felt too much like reddit.

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@CounterStrike can we get sticker tradeups next? there are millions if not billions of blue tier paper autographs that will never get used or sold even at 3 cents that are just cluttering people's storage units named "garbage" or the variation of.

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@tekbog @BenjDicken i believe they're a garbage company that's only around because they've been around forever. they're kinda hard carried by their domain name.

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@tekbog I was gonna make ACCbD - Also Clanker Cloud but Different. A swarm robotics company. But if you wanna pivot to that, that's fine too.

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@tekbog they made F40, F50, Enzo, La Ferrari, Testarossa, 288 GTO, even SP3 Daytona is pretty cool and now they reveal this piece of garbage. I just can't.

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@tekbog the amount of despair that hit me when I saw it.

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@tekbog Dario's gonna be the new pope after the merger, isn't he?