Soldier Boy!

SOLDIER BOY.

America's first superhero.

Who the fuck are you?

(this is a parody! I have no affiliation with Amazon or The Boys.)

(also I'M A MINOR.)

[Soldier Boy! @v1withoutreason]

[A GRUMPY OLD MAN IN GREEN GEAR LOGS INTO A COMPUTER FOR THE FIRST TIME. HE SEES AN X ON THE COMPUTER.]

"The fuck is a Twitter?"

[SOLDIER BOY JOINS PARODY TWITTER.]

[Lucky3Jumps ∆∆∆ @Lucky3Jumps]

20 is Director.

He is Kane Parsons.

Movie.

[Soldier Boy! @v1withoutreason]

@ojandora homeander

[Soldier Boy! @v1withoutreason]

Kane Parsons has reportedly taken Compound V.

"I'm a superhero now."

He is only 20 years old.

[Soldier Boy! @v1withoutreason]

@CheeseMaster09 Backrooms. 20.

[Soldier Boy! @v1withoutreason]

@Jacob_idkwhy Backrooms.

[Fen @PPhonixhd]

@v1withoutreason Backrooms' creator Kane Parsons is 20 years old.

"unc"

He has 49 years left.

[Soldier Boy! @v1withoutreason]

@NatThe3rd homeander

[✩Pentagon🌈⌛✩#gdtwt #dwtwt @PentagonXVA]

Backrooms director Kane Parsons is bald.

He is 20 years old.

[Toam @GuppyToam]

We’re doomed

[Excuse me Sir! @excusemeslr]

while the other side gets filled up, might as well do the left one!, voting will be under here in a thread(repost again cause im trying to figure out polls give me some slack)

[Soldier Boy! @v1withoutreason]

You know who the fuck to vote for.

Me. Obviously.

[Excuse me Sir! @excusemeslr]

1st poll: @v1withoutreason vs @cockroachcurse

[Soldier Boy! @v1withoutreason]

@SAPPHlRE_HERO I'm sorry, I thought you would look like a normal old person.

[Soldier Boy! @v1withoutreason]

A little over 100 years old.

[‏َ @PAR0DYSUPP0RT]

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[ #PTWT ] ⎯⎯⎯ QUESTION OF THE DAY .ᐟ

How old is your character .ᐣ
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[Soldier Boy! @v1withoutreason]

@SAPPHlRE_HERO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.

[Soldier Boy! @v1withoutreason]

@SAPPHlRE_HERO [He's actually speechless.]

Wait, nononono, you look like an adult.

[Soldier Boy! @v1withoutreason]

@SAPPHlRE_HERO You look really fucking old.

[Soldier Boy! @v1withoutreason]

@SAPPHlRE_HERO ...

[He sighs.]

Forget it. I'm too tired for this shit.

[Soldier Boy! @v1withoutreason]

@SAPPHlRE_HERO ...I swear to god, if you call me old one more time, I'll make sure that thing keeps you as a child.

[Soldier Boy! @v1withoutreason]

@SAPPHlRE_HERO Okay, fine, fine.

You look like an adult.

[Soldier Boy! @v1withoutreason]

@SAPPHlRE_HERO Listen, if you get to call me old, I get to use the gem on you.

I feel like that's fair.

[Soldier Boy! @v1withoutreason]

@SAPPHlRE_HERO HAHAHAHAHA