Michael

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[UTD FSA @FSADallas]

Say hello to your new officers! Y'all want to win a $15 gift card to Chipotle or Raising Cane's right? Make sure you follow and retweet this tweet. You guys have 5 min. Thanks for coming out to the first general meeting. Love you lots 🎂😢😢😈😪🔥🤘🎂👀😁😪💛🍕🙏

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

Uhh do i look like i wanna go swimming

[jacob @_bacobjacud]

tell people you appreciate them. don't wait until a man-made holiday event as an opportunity to do so.

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

i ordered food today at mcdonald’s without messing up a single word ;) only spent 5 minutes repeating in my head what i was ordering ;)

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

everybody should know how to do this https://t.co/FHQzEIlGUf

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

70 miles up in my toyota corolla and not a thought bout steppin on my brakes

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

When u and ur homie relates

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

hey man if u dont like a song dont try to force urself to like it to seem hip just say its bad its ok

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

i will call ur mom and tell her i love her https://t.co/BCmkMxOQ8C

[Michael @v2Fail]

@Ernestt76 Don't @ me

[Michael @v2Fail]

I'm a bum

[Michael @v2Fail]

@LCPromposals15 @SusanPineda2 why lol

[Hoodie Allen @HoodieAllen]

call your mom and dad they miss u