Meesh

CEO of drowning you in your own saliva.

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$80 for hand soap?? WHY

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Can someone please recommend a good sleep aid? Melatonin and Unisom is a no. Legal sleep aids…and will it give me crazy scary dreams because I’d prefer not to have those.

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@archieologic Thank you and hi! Hope you’ve been well :)

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4 days after my last tweet, my father unexpectedly passed. It’s almost been 2 months since his passing and each weekend I still look forward to his weekend breakfast. Now it’s just the weekends.

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@MAC_MOJOUS It’s been 37 years..HI!

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This is why cleaning takes me forever. I find a harmonica and now I’ve wasted 3.7 minutes.

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But he was the one that always had a meal ready. It’s Sunday morning and the kitchen is quiet. No aromas. I realize I’ve gotta make my own weekend breakfast. As simple as it is, it just isn’t the same.

Miss you dad.

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It wasn’t anything crazy, just garlic fried rice, eggs and sometimes bacon. Coffee was always ready. Really miss that. Making it myself just isn’t the same. Making anything isn’t the same. I can cook. I learned from the best. He was the family chef.

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Every Thanksgiving I look forward to @scottkfoley and @TheMeanChick’s Thanksgiving IG Extravaganza show. Also, just really reminds me of how much I love Home Goods because I definitely need that giant golden Frenchie.

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Down the AITA rabbit hole

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The scene from the Terrifier…. we were thinking he wouldn’t do it and he really did it and now our legs are clamped shut. Iykyk.

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I think it’s time to plan another stay in the mountains.

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Power washed my brain by giving myself a nasal enema. Wowoweewow.

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Sad I caught the Ebola. Glad it’s not covid.

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The Geico commercial where the couple says they have ants but are actual aunts being aunts when they come to visit. 😂

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I thought Baba Ghanoush was a deity when in fact it is a dip. #unculturedswine

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Wow my top knot is as fierce as my long ass philtrum

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I think I’m finally going to change my name legally.

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survived the night before I began my cross country road trip to the East coast. Well, last night it was a 10 year old whiskey and it was good. Too good. So good that I woke up with a raging headache and nausea, baffled at this new feeling. It’s because I’m old now isn’t it

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Whistle Pig got the best of me last night. Fun fact- I have never had a hangover in my entire life. Not even the time in ‘11 when I went to Pride and drank multiple Adios MFers and went completely Adios that I remembered nothing with only 3.2 hours of sleep. No idea how I