John Obi Mikel: "Roman Abramovich used to tell us: If you think you're comfortable because you have 2-3 years of your contract left... I have the f*cking money, I will get rid of you and I will bring in someone else. Get your shit together or you're gone."
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@NoodleHairCR7 He's spent his whole career inside things made of plastic and filled with oil, with disposable and interchangeable cosmetics. Why stop now?
Don’t forget to always wear your prayer condom or the demons will give you gout so an evil woman can spy on her husband with witchcraft.
Also, don’t forget that if you just pray “no you” back to the witch, it works as an Uno reverse card.
This is very important & serious stuff.
Terrifying reality check for the Pentagon. An expert confirms that even if Washington claims air superiority, Iran's brilliant strategy of hiding isolated S-300 batteries in the mountains makes sending in American F-15s an absolute suicide mission.
The Pentagon is completely exposed. Military analysis confirms Iran has flooded the battlefield with advanced shoulder-fired missiles. They can easily shred the engines of heavily armored US A-10 Warthogs, forcing them to crash into the Persian Gulf.
The US military is terrified. Military experts expose Iran's brilliant "358" hybrid loitering missile. It silently patrols the skies in a figure-8 pattern and uses infrared sensors to completely bypass the radar stealth of billion-dollar American F-35s.