Me enjoying my two-week free trial with a baddie before she realizes the only thing I have to offer her at the moment is attention, vibes, and the confidence of someone still figuring life out 😭
I apologize in advance if this applies to you but I sincerely believe that if you think Ronaldo was ever close to Messi, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel.