JuanaThomson

Freelance bacon scholar. Food fan. Prone to fits of apathy. Web aficionado. Tv buff. Proud pop culture ninja.

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A female praying mantis rips the head off of the male during sex. https://t.co/HV71neytkO

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If you kiss my neck there's a really good chance we'll be having sex. https://t.co/goPLP1YOI2

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A good sense of humor is a turn on. https://t.co/HV71neQ4cm

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Hearing I miss you from the right person is an amazing feeling. https://t.co/w4wMvq7hhg

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A relationship where you can act weird together is the best relationship. https://t.co/HgJINNkO65

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I would rather be kissing you instead of missing you. https://t.co/HV71neQ4cm

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Be with someone who makes you a better person. https://t.co/HV71neQ4cm

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Your naked body against mine is the best feeling. https://t.co/wR44WIBSOP

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It's not called being whipped it's called having respect for your girlfriend. https://t.co/w4wMvq7hhg

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Three kisses a day can speed up and strengthen your metabolism. https://t.co/w4wMvpPGpI

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No girlfriend should EVER feel like she's in a competition with another girl. PERIOD. https://t.co/QIr59GZjb8

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Those aggressive kisses that drive you wild. https://t.co/wR44WIkhqf

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Nipples: Nature's thermometer. https://t.co/L43djt8a4O

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Women often find themselves more attracted to someone with the ability to make them laugh. https://t.co/HV71neQ4cm

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When they shut you up by kissing you. https://t.co/L43djt8a4O

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Bonobo's are the coolest. If you don't know what they are you should. https://t.co/ZWNpyhVPQL

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One Direction members Harry Louis and Niall all admit to sleeping naked. https://t.co/goPLP1YOI2