Abeyance 🇦🇺

Vertical primate creature.

[......... @__lilgem]

Y’all what the fuck is wrong with this city 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Abeyance 🇦🇺 @vAbeyance1]

@JennMJacksonPhD Need to delete Twitter so I stop seeing degenerate rubbish like this

[Abeyance 🇦🇺 @vAbeyance1]

@PAYDAYGame @almirlisto If you don't add these as an easter egg, I'll do nothing. But it would be funny to laugh at a short bulldozer.

[Abeyance 🇦🇺 @vAbeyance1]

@EanGriffiths8 Run for PM Toppy

[Abeyance 🇦🇺 @vAbeyance1]

That sounds vaguely hot

[Ean Griffiths @EanGriffiths8]

Come at me joey you bad boy

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Please drink it, don’t save it. Alcohol is God’s apology for making us self aware, and helps shy people have sex.

[Shoshanna Keats Jaskoll @skjask]

How to criticize Israel without being anti-Semitic:
- criticize actual policy
- speak from a place of knowledge, accuracy & context
- suggest or work towards solutions, not the destruction of Israel
- recognize the conflict is not one-sided, that both ppls have pain & want peace

[50cent @50cent]

👀This mother fucker done lost her mind.😠I’ma throw her fucking phone out on the highway. #bransoncognac #lecheminduroi

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Khan you fucktard. This arrangement doesn’t work

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Thank you @Pingtr1p this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

[Abeyance 🇦🇺 @vAbeyance1]

'Twas this moment in time, that ye Republicans heads exploded.

[The Associated Press @AP]

JOE BIDEN DEFEATS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

The Associated Press declares Joe Biden the winner of a grueling campaign for the American presidency. He will lead a polarized nation through a historic collision of health, economic and social crises.

#APracecall

[Pauline Hanson 🇦🇺 @PaulineHansonOz]

@bawdz @australian Kids from the bush tell me because their speeds are so bad they keep getting beaten by gamers from overseas- Unacceptable

[Abeyance 🇦🇺 @vAbeyance1]

Using Lose Yourself for a political ad is... cringe at best.
Better as a hype track.

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

One opportunity... #Vote https://t.co/sCUhq4dvAN

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Lewis is talking bollocks. I overtook James May everywhere at Imola

[Abeyance 🇦🇺 @vAbeyance1]

yes

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

@FennisPat cum hard

[Abeyance 🇦🇺 @vAbeyance1]

60 in your s e x u a l c h a n g e

[Stuart Ashen @ashens]

This is next level translation failure

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

President Trump crushed his opponent Chris Wallace head to head in the debate. There was also another fellow wandering around muttering to himself.

[John Pork @JohnPorkBratha]

Alex Jones smokes some "really strong tobacco" on the Joe Rogan podcast.

[DAN LEVI @dan__levi]

@kanyewest

[Abeyance 🇦🇺 @vAbeyance1]

What an absolute hectic cunt aye