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I’m just here for the tweets.

[Steve Inman @SteveInmanClips]

Civilians vs Thugs

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

I can’t believe Texas just lost to THAT Oklahoma team… I’m sick, distraught, disgusted…. 🤮🤮🤮

[🔻⚔️【 𝐕 】⚔️🔻 @anon369V]

@JonathanPieNews Whenever you think they reached the bottom
They surprise you with a whole new level
of disgrace underground

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Very appropriate and fantastic cover of Creedence Clearwater’s "Fortunate Son" last night at the Power to the People concert with Bruce Springsteen, Tom Morello, Dave Matthews and others 🔥

[John Leguizamo @JohnLeguizamo]

Truths: part 1

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Chuck D: “This concert is not by Ed Sheeran’s promoters. Free Palestine, free Haiti, and please free a closed mind”

Flavor Flav: “And fuck Donald Trump!”

[Chuck Rocha @ChuckRocha]

Damn good ad!

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Sharon Stone: “We don’t want to give women OBGYN care and we want to prosecute women for having a miscarriage? What kind of arcane bullshit is this? If men got pregnant you could get an abortion from a vending machine”

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Hegseth wants to inject more religion into the U.S. military, starting with his favorite Bible verse: no fatties, no beardos, no wimps, no weirdos

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

I have one house.

[Nash @NashTalksTexas]

For those who think Colin Simmons ruined his chances at winning national awards…

I present to you, the 2017 Heisman Award winner

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

I'm excited to take questions from Texans — because that's what anyone applying for the job of serving 31 million people should do.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This was amazing.

A mariachi band performed the United States National Anthem at last night’s game.

If you are angry over this then you are a part of the problem.

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

Fixed it.

#ColinSimmons

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Hit a 360 no scope hurdle like it was nothing

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

My fellow Americans: Please direct your attention to this matter for just a moment. Allow this to sink in. The President of the United States of America just said he wants to ban the free press. He said he doesn’t want them in his office, which by the way is the Oval Office in the People’s House. This is unheard of, and we the people cannot let this be!

For the record, we have a free press in this country. For the record we should all be worried not just about this latest outburst, but by all of it going forward without permission — putting our service members in harms way, raising tariffs willy nilly, threatening buildings and institutions unless his name gets put on them. This is not the behavior of a centered leader who is focused on the good of the people. This is not the behavior of a compassionate leader focused on the millions of Americans who cannot afford healthcare, childcare, gas, or food. This is not the behavior of a man who can emotionally regulate himself.

We should all be concerned — those who voted for him and those who didn’t. The midterms are around the corner. Vote like your life and the lives of others are at stake, because they are. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[𝐔𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐗 @TheSarcasmHQ]

This is Crezy broo 😂😂😂

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

It's stunning when you realize exactly how many things trump f*cked up in less than 2 years.

HILARIOUS when a song nails it perfectly.

THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!🔥🔥🔥

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Today, and every day, we remember the heroic story of The Man in the Red Bandana, Welles Crowther