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[Josh Kaplan @_jkaplan]

Very excited to announce that after forgoing small joys, working hard and never going on holiday I’m now continuing to rent, for even more money than before

[Mac @v_mca_]

Incredible scenes on Regent Street for the teachers strikes, up the strikers!!

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Britain Battles Heat Wave By Turning Up London Eye To Highest Setting https://t.co/lOsCHlR4cT

[Debbie Mia @ Likely a Nap @TheDebbieMia]

They found the cause of SIDS
THEY FOUND THE CAUSE OF SIDS

Excuse me while I cry for all the parents, including lead researcher Dr Carmel Harrington, who lived with guilt. And cry happy tears for parents in the future who will have access to screening and prevention. 😭

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇼 @theashrb]

Black Twitter has been shouting about this for so long, and it’s only NOW being taken seriously? 🙂

I called Tim Westwood out ages ago bcos I remember him preying on HELLA freshers when I was at uni, and not only did he block me… but various “men” on here harassed me for WEEKS.

[Alfie @alfie_bosher7]

Tim Westwood being a sex offender is arguably the least surprising news of all time

[Mac @v_mca_]

@CauldronFoods hi, I've just found a huge bit of plastic in my food. This is dreadful and extremely dangerous and most likely leeched into the other sausages. This was bought at @waitrose Beckenham. @foodgov

[Mac @v_mca_]

@santanderukhelp hi, my mobile banking app hasn't worked for 3 days and keeps crashing! Is there an issue? I'm using the android version of the app

[Mac @v_mca_]

@1sdz_ Wearing kids sizes is lit

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

kids in 2050 trying to study the 2019-2022 chapter of history for a test

[TMC Music Connoisseur | TRAPO 2 @MusicConnoisseu]

another historic event during my lifetime? God IM TIRED

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“i’m a ravenclaw” no, you are 33 years old

[Rilla🇺🇸 @Finalbossjimmy]

Recreating the sound of a mummy’s voice, science is amazing! 🤔🧐

[emmy🤍 @youmemmatsix]

the UK is set to make unsolicited dick pictures part of the sexual offences act 2003 which means with enough evidence men who send these kind of images could now face jail time

it’s time to take back the power ladies

[Dr madame économiste @FeliciaOdamtten]

Nah we actually need justice for Insulate Britain.

Maybe you people won’t be so quick to run them over once you see you energy bills later this year.