Val Schlottke

[hannah @hsawyerrrr]

seth rogen explaining it in the simplest way possible

[tpayne @onetreetrill]

@alexandracooper LETS GO

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_]

NHL: hockey is postponed indefinitely

*2 hours later*

Canada: we have a cure

[Tyler Cameron @TylerJCameron3]

This tweet really aged well...

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

“corona virus barely affects young people” bruh it’s a respiratory disease and half of y’alls lungs are ruined from vaping but go off

[Director @tayallard]

are you fucking kidding me!!!!!!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I love bodysuits but that said it’s borderline psychotic to expect me to be able to rebutton it 6 drinks in

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Offense finaly getting nsync

[Holly Green - Weather Presenter @HollyJGreen]

Welcome to World #PalindromeDay:

02 02 2020

This is the first time in over 900 years (since 11/11/1111) the date is palindromic no matter the date format.

It’s also the 33rd day of the year with 333 days left!

[dean michael unglert @deanie_babies]

i wish this video never stopped

[kristin⁷ ꕤ @bagelsandrice]

THIS IS THE FUNNIESTTHING IVE EVER SCENE LMAOOOOO #TheBachelor

[b.b @benoobrown]

when someone buys you a tequila shot

[Lennon Stella @lennonstella]

🎀

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

He has arrived. Also, celly already in mid-season form. 👌 #LetsGoOilers

[E! News @enews]

No matter what happens tonight, there's one winner in all our hearts. #TheBachelorette

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

We’re back at the vet today. I asked the doctor if I could donate any of my organs to extend her life a little longer and he laughed like I was joking.

[billie eilish @billieeilish]

Billie Eilish - bad guy (with @justinbieber) https://t.co/K6fizx1bzI