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fat, retarded, and its “says shoot”

[vaaltaa @vaaltaa]

Fuck the tush push. We need to start forming the phalanx when we get fucked up.

[vaaltaa @vaaltaa]

@HoggNFL Dude sits down to pee ahh take 😂😂

[vaaltaa @vaaltaa]

Im tripping fucking balls rn so incase i die come find me in philly i think idk wjere the fuck i am but this cold concrete is cozy

[vaaltaa @vaaltaa]

No one sat next to me on a packed train. I was pumped at first. Then thought why. Do i give off a pervy vibe or something/do i smell like shit?

[vaaltaa @vaaltaa]

Shai Leboeuf as a penguin

[vaaltaa @vaaltaa]

I miss listening to Uzi and Post everyday 2015-2017. I still could but just wouldn’t be the same

[vaaltaa @vaaltaa]

jacking off beers

[vaaltaa @vaaltaa]

I feel bad for fat chicks. They’re so ugly

[vaaltaa @vaaltaa]

Trying to explore a place where I can hid a horcrux

[vaaltaa @vaaltaa]

Realizing every type of weather makes me want to drink

[vaaltaa @vaaltaa]

The kind of weather that makes you wanna go outside and throw a ball with ur boy

[vaaltaa @vaaltaa]

When I see girl I know get engaged I unfollow them

[Brandon Anderson @wheatonbrando]

Patriots schedule:

Wk1: fired coach
Wk2: fired coach
Wk3: fired coach
Wk4: nfc south
Wk5: fired coach
Wk6: nfc south
Wk7: fired coach
Wk8: fired coach
Wk9: fired coach
Wk10: nfc south
Wk11: jets
Wk12: bengals
Wk13: fired HC
Wk15: fired HC
Wk16: fired HC
Wk17: jets
Wk18: fired HC

[vaaltaa @vaaltaa]

Im so horny I have an underbite

[vaaltaa @vaaltaa]

You think it would be the opposite, but beer doesn’t taste quite as good when you know you can only have 1 or 2. I think it’s because I can taste potential.

[vaaltaa @vaaltaa]

@packers @Invisalign I respect the bears packer rivalry. They are better franchises because of eachother. Historic, epic, meaningful, moving.

[JAY🤘🏽🐻⬇️ Kings of the NORTH @Directhim]

They still gotta come through Chicago 😤🐻⬇️

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

@FDSportsbook

[vaaltaa @vaaltaa]

she phineas on my ferb til i doofen in my shmirtz

[vaaltaa @vaaltaa]

Need a chick to give me a blowjob with a mouth full of pop-rocks

[vaaltaa @vaaltaa]

Smoking weed when it was illegal was sick