vern brown

Dairy farmer, cattle exporter, lawyer, ethics professor

[Wendy Rogers @WendyRogersAZ]

TR!

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

‼️BREAKING

For the first time in history, (outside of COVID)

Canada cancels its ENTIRE National Capital Canada Day fireworks display and evening show

due to "extreme weather"

(Many are telling me its sunny there now)

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

@SpecEnvTourism You gonna take him to Hooters too?

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

Video captures the exact instant of the attack on the headquarters of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Seyyed Ali Khamenei!.

- @warsurv

[BoomerGary1958 @garyboomer58]

My daughter got a degree in philosophy and racked up $292,340 of debt for it

I told her congratulations, I hear the local philosophy factory is hiring she should be able to land a job in no time and pay it off

[Shipwreckedcrew @shipwreckedcrew]

I think this is a realization that Roberts has had.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Police Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Is it because I may have a dead hooker in my trunk?
Police Officer: DO you have a dead hooker in your trunk?
Me: Ha! I’m not stupid. I have the right to remain silent.

[JJ @JJVibe]

Sophie Cunningham is the “Dancing Queen”

….and the bucket queen… 👸

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

An ex of mine was best man at a wedding where if he had so chosen he could have delivered the joke: "I've slept with them both and they're neither of them any good in bed". That ex is now a vicar.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: An absolutely HORRIFYING story is currently unfolding in Western North Carolina.

A Black male suspect, Jaydakis Hamilton has been arrested for allegedly m*rdering and BURYING a White female victim, Jordan Wishon.

According to investigators, last week, Jordan was reported missing from Mooresboro NC.

Detectives searched all weekend and sadly found human remains buried on a property.

It was Jordan.

By Sunday, they had a first-degree m*rder warrant for a 25-year-old man named Jaydakis Hamilton.

According to state court records, Jaydakis has a history of nearly 90 cases across four counties.

Read that again... nearly NINETY CASES.

Please pray for Jordan's family, I cannot image the pain they are in.

[DON G @KINGGGE_]

Then she smiled in a way I'd never seen before.

Not the smile people use when they get flowers.

Not the smile people use when they're impressed.

It was something quieter.

Like she suddenly felt at home.

A few minutes later, while we were sitting at the table drinking coffee, she said something that stuck with me.

"You know what's weird?"

"What?"

"It wasn't about the mugs."

I looked at her.

She said, "It's the fact that you listened."

And honestly, that caught me off guard.

Because in my mind, I had done almost nothing.

I didn't buy jewelry.

I didn't plan a surprise vacation.

I spent twenty bucks on coffee mugs.

[The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell]

Trump should ignore the SCOTUS ruling like Biden’s handlers did with canceling student debt and just rewrite a new EO banning birthright citizenship and just reword it and slightly change the phrasing. Then rinse and repeat for eternity.

[Lois McLatchie Miller @LoisMcLatch]

Dude in a wig in the ladies’ loos at Glasgow Airport.

Leaves the toilet seat up and leaves without washing his hands 😂🙈

Yeah, we totally couldn’t tell, mate. 🚽👍

[Tiffany Savage 🇺🇸 @patriot_savvy]

My algorithm is 95%
Sophie Cunningham pointing and I'm not mad about it.

[Freiformation @freiformation]

Ich laufe nachts durch einen Stadtpark in Polen. Junge Frauen kommen mir entgegen, gekleidet in Mini-Röcken. Es ist bereits nach 22:00 Uhr. Es scheint, als wäre das die absolute Normalität. Ich komme gerade aus Deutschland und kann diese Normalität kaum begreifen.
Selbst ein Kind spielt mit dem Ball, während die Mama sich freut. Der Stadtpark ist sauber und sicher. Ich denke an ein paar Tage zurück in Deutschland. Was bitte haben wir aus Deutschland gemacht? Was bitte haben wir aus unserer Heimat gemacht?

[Pamela Hensley🇺🇸 @PamelaHensley22]

Jim Acosta, a former CNN anchor, fears the channel is on its way to becoming President Trump's propaganda arm.

That's funny. He didn't care when it was a Democrat propaganda network.

[Dr Scarface📍🩺 @king_pearxe]

A man ended his 10 year marriage because the woman had been unable to give birth.

He immediately remarried

The woman also remarried, became pregnant and gave birth

While the man is still looking for a child

[Erling Haaland @ErlingHaaland]

Howdy!🤠

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

President Trump in his first time: “The nation of Qatar has been a funder of terrorism at a very high level.”

[Tamara Lich 🇨🇦 @LichTamara]

My sentence will be served January 21, 2027 and then it’ll be back to court to start this process all over again. By the time this is over, if it ever truly is, the Ontario taxpayers will be on the hook for around $15M for the prosecution of our case alone.

The crown prosecutors are maintaining their pressure to have me imprisoned for 7 years, @ChrisBarber1975 for 8. They also desperately want those intimidation charges to stick.

Because I’m very, very scary and shouldn’t be allowed to roam the streets.

Anyways, I’m off to the food bank for my volunteer time….