Chris Beatty

I like to share things that I think are funny and/or inappropriate to say to your face.

[Chris Beatty @vacadm]

@crazyclipsonly I think that’s @paulpierce34

[Chris Beatty @vacadm]

@mjallende But they’re plant-based!

[Chris Beatty @vacadm]

I just high-fived Ezequiel Tovar’s dad after #14 hit a home run! #RockiesBaseball

[Chris Beatty @vacadm]

@mjallende No man, with hair that good, has ever made a mistake.

[Chris Beatty @vacadm]

@trumplostsuckit Some random girl eating breakfast with her VERY patient mom. Cruises are the best!

[Chris Beatty @vacadm]

@trumplostsuckit I just listened to a 20-year-old blame her mother for flunking out of college while on a cruise her mom paid for. #AlsoEntertaining

[Chris Beatty @vacadm]

@trumplostsuckit Gabe lost weight!

[CNET @CNET]

Watch this show, whether you have kids or not. https://t.co/X2RlJixr2f

[Chris Beatty @vacadm]

Watching @nathanielrateliff At Marymoor with The Wife #HappySummer22 @ Marymoor Concerts https://t.co/eY90f8iZlq

[Chris Beatty @vacadm]

@trumplostsuckit Is that Nert Nert?!? Kendall loves that lady…

[Chris Beatty @vacadm]

@mjallende We used to be way cooler back then…

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

One last treat. Ever curious about the fights I had with the censors on Gravity Falls? I probably shouldn't share this buttttt here are some REAL NOTES from DISNEY S&P and my REAL REPLIES. You are not prepared #10YearsOfGravityFalls

[Tenacious D @tenaciousd]

WHO better to deliver a tribute to the greatest rock opera of all times? Who? The D! That’s Who!! We’ve been working on this medley for 20 years. It’s finally ready to be unleashed. Crank it. It’s a humdinger. Enjoy.
Video directed + created by Liam Lynch!
https://t.co/jAp6hzHXf4

[Chris Beatty @vacadm]

@jimrosecircus1 As a 20-year expert on all things Portland, I can verify that I did indeed take this photo in 1997.
#YoureWelcome

[Chris Beatty @vacadm]

@bishopbriggs Thank you for not doing that…🤗

[Chris Beatty @vacadm]

“I don’t ever want to go to IKEA again,” #TheWife nowhere near an IKEA at the time of this statement

[Drew @aKellyBrand]

Please protect Marshawn Lynch at all cost 😂😂

[Chris Beatty @vacadm]

@Krueger_David @aaronlommers Who is L’Aron?!?

[Chris Beatty @vacadm]

@mjallende Or “Dew 2” #Teens

[Chris Beatty @vacadm]

Getting out on a weeknight seeing very funny @bradwilliamscomic at @thetripledoor #BackToSchool #TimeToUnwind @ The Triple Door https://t.co/jOnORRKEux