the vacation douche

Long time douche short time tweeter

[Coach JK @John_Kavanagh]

She's what we call a keeper https://t.co/PzuilZOn5E

[Kal Penn @kalpenn]

I ordered a massager for my dog online, and this is what they sent. Gonna be a long week.

[the vacation douche @vacationdouche]

@realDonaldTrump any tips on how to be a douche on vacation... you seem pretty knowledgeable on this topic.👍🏿

[the vacation douche @vacationdouche]

Step 3 to being a douche on vacation:

Always put luggage in front of signs that say not to put luggage.

[the vacation douche @vacationdouche]

Step 2 to being a douche on vacation:

When on a train allways take as much time as possible to get out and hand your ticket over.

[the vacation douche @vacationdouche]

@John_Kavanagh Stay safe 👍🏿

[Coach JK @John_Kavanagh]

Seems bizarre they would send them out in this weather? Yes we get it, sucks to be in a hurricane - stay indoors folks!

[the vacation douche @vacationdouche]

@John_Kavanagh @jockowillink @sg75_champ19ns

[the vacation douche @vacationdouche]

@sg75_champ19ns @andywhyment81 @Paddie74 Ah right sounds safest 👍🏿

[the vacation douche @vacationdouche]

@sg75_champ19ns @andywhyment81 @Paddie74 It's fine, why a wardrobe ? 🤔

[the vacation douche @vacationdouche]

@andywhyment81 @sg75_champ19ns @Paddie74 He said it's not hitting till Sunday

[the vacation douche @vacationdouche]

@sg75_champ19ns @andywhyment81 @svencastle @Paddie74 Sound like a good plan 👍🏿

[the vacation douche @vacationdouche]

@sg75_champ19ns @andywhyment81 @nicski26 @Paddie74 @svencastle Don't get time to sit around often do you now.

[the vacation douche @vacationdouche]

Step 1 to being a douche on vacation:

Always take more than the allowed amount of luggage to the check in desk and then hold up the line.