VAC swim quotes

things heard at swim meets

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aw freak should I get a twin pop

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I got hot cakes braaaaaaah

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9 yr old: my tongue does what it wants. I can't control it.

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why are you here? did your mom let ya out of the cage??

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what's your least favorite part of swim team?
Ashley.

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what would happen if you had to chew water?

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I live in a pot and when I grow up I want to live in a pot mansion.

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I'm gonna tell you right now there's no Pokemon anywhere near here.

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catching Pokemon is more important than swimming warm up.

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maybe don't taser the kids???

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sticky like your mom

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I've been burping up minion mints all morning. strawberry ones.

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i only have pennies and a bandaid

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guys I ate reindeer

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STOP PUTTING YOUR TOES IN MY BUTTHOLE

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I'm a god. I have no butthole

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are you allowed to have coffee if you're 15?

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you can't dab. you can't do ANYTHING

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they pick their butts and rub it on the fence

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*eight year old* are you high?!