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27 | straight | mdni |

[naya🫶🏽 @uhhhnaya]

#superliked

[kai ♡ @iluvchagee]

new kink called make me feel wanted

[mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @fruitpibble]

plz kiss me

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

should be biting into her inner thighs rn but whatever

[₊˚⊹ sophie 𐂯 @devotiondecay]

if i had a real tail it would wag when i see u

[lai 🪷 @gardeninvenus]

#yearner4yearner

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

How it feels

[TrollGod9000 💿 @TrollGod9000]

What’s with the hype with dirty soda? You dirty little soda… you dirty little slutty soda.

[n @dyslexiccunt]

i got scoliosis in my boner

[gabe @allgarbled]

As a devoted student of posting, this is my favorite tweet. It is the pinnacle of the form. Pitch perfect.

[sleepy @honeysufferin]

sniffs your armpit romantically

[MissingStarForever @ChoasBirdFamily]

🖤💜

[MudkipNerd @MudkipNerd_]

was in line to get my student card replaced and the girl behind me complimented my mudkip keychain. she asked where i got it from so i told her it was from the pokemon world championships, to which she responded "wow so you're like a huge Mudkip Nerd then huh?"

[˖ ⭑ gigi . @fatalfang]

the residents be like: im evil

[haley ☾ ☂︎ @grisrubion]

I LOVE YOU NEW CAT

[fat guy gardner 🐊 @24hrSoda]

green lantern ring: are you afraid?

red lantern ring: are you angry?

onion ring: are you hungry?

[mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @fruitpibble]

blehhhh

[OREO Cookie @Oreo]

thinking of you