Madeleine the Alien

(she/her) someone already took vacuumssuck and they are the enemy

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

a kid in my crazy class made me watch this random youtube short series of this guy who has been captured by a thought goblin and unfortunately now I'm invested

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

lying to my students saying that I liked Mufasa because I don't want to be a negative nancy and talk about my complaints with Disney and hyperrealism

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

I was letting youtube just play recommended videos while I got ready for bed and it played 3 kpop songs and then Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat from Cats

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

I'm so glad all of these swifties have had the opportunity to experience a kpop concert 😂

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

screaming every time I hear Jason Marsden's voice in a movie

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

We Are One was unironically my favourite song for like 2 years 😭😭

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

rewatching The Lion King 2 for the first time in a few years and it's wild how a couple of notes into He Lives in You and I'm immediately taken back to being 13 years old and staying up too late watching it on my iPod Nano

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

@vacuumssuck @vacuumssuck Do you know what might help the crushing existentialism that comes with being firmly in my late 20s? The vacuumssuck handle! You could also wish me a happy birthday but the handle would be enough for me ♥️

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

@vacuumssuck It’s me again.
I hate to bother you, I know you were surely going to gift me the handle last year but maybe it slipped your mind or maybe the paperwork just hasn’t gone through yet. In any case, I will gracefully accept it this year instead!
All the best,
Madeleine

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

Hey @vacuumssuck it’s my birthday today and you haven’t tweeted since 2013, can I please have that handle? Having the extra s is kinda ruining my branding
With love,
Madeleine ❤️

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

@vacuumssuck @vacuumssuck I saw that you tweeted something for the first time in nearly a decade this year. I would like to offer my congratulations.
As a gift, I'm so graciously offering my handle with the bonus "s" to you in exchange for yours! It's my birthday wish that you will accept🎂

[☁️ @aegibearz]

my love for kpop boy groups will always be CONDITIONAL because at the end of the day, men will always be men. if i cannot stand any of the men in my life, how much more for the men i don't even personally know and live in a country where men are misogynistic ://

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

rewatching Anne with an E and rereading some of my posts about it on tumblr and I had some great points lmao

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

@kinda_zazzed I always take a picture because same

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

idk how else to explain it, but Kyungmin from TWS has the personality of a blond anime character

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

I didn't really know if the kindergartener I work with could read or spell (I guessed that she can) or if she just really likes letters as a concept since she loves shapes but the first thing she did on her touch-chat was spell out "rhombus" so that settles that

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

she was as excited about it as I was!

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

sorry, I can't come to the phone right now, my coworker asked me to make her little origami shoes so I have to make 5 pairs, choose the best ones, and make a lil shoe box to go with it.

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

"Mom, why does it say 'George Camera'?"
"It said to name the camera. I thought George was a nice name."

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

just out of curiosity, how many times a week is normal to cry about how much you love your friends?

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

yall this is the funniest thing that's ever happened to me. Just imagine waking up to the horror of existence washing over you

[Madeleine the Alien @vacuumsssuck]

I just woke up from a nap so deep that I was scared cuz I forgot that I was alive