𝔠𝔥𝔩𝔬

i’m an astronaut, you’re the moon

[🦢 @loungingmee]

If you raped someone in 2012 and they speak on it today, you’re still a rapist. The timeline doesn’t rewrite what you did.

[jirachi ✩ @J1R4CH1]

anyone else been super discouraged from collecting pokémon cards recently? this market is too crazy

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

99, 97, 92 points without cheating.

The greatest manager EVER.

[Courtyard @Courtyard_io]

Starbucks: "They're just Pokémon cups"

Collectors:

[LANY @thisisLANY]

i quit drinking - live from somewhere 🌹

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru

[𝔠𝔥𝔩𝔬 @vacxnter]

i’m too old

[𝔠𝔥𝔩𝔬 @vacxnter]

i’m not cut out for tattoo day sessions anymore, this will be my last x

[𝔠𝔥𝔩𝔬 @vacxnter]

lany are so slept on😭

[𝔠𝔥𝔩𝔬 @vacxnter]

33 seconds in and my wife is already bored of the football🤣

[𝕳 @6meperdoa]

vocês também estão numa FASE ESTRANHA da vida, onde você tá tipo simultaneamente feliz, sofrendo e se curando, tudo ao mesmo tempo????????????????????????

[Dee🇱🇨🖤 @deeestellex]

I forget theres people out there that don’t know how to be alone

[Chrome 🍵 @Chromacyy]

Me when someone asks to get a sweet treat

[Cull!!✨✨ @CullConqistador]

I miss when pokemon fans got to buy the product

[Movements @movementsCA]

Happier Now EU/UK tour. Tickets on sale Friday at 10am local.

[Anfield Lounge @AnfieldLounge]

DOMINICK SZOBOSZLAI!!!!!!! WHAT A GOAL!😳🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/AMs71fk0PS

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

Everything you lost is coming back 2x

[𝔠𝔥𝔩𝔬 @vacxnter]

@annie97x it’s a great one x

[miri @peachdrinkers]

“seasonal depression” i say while being depressed all year round

[✮ @istgnolimit]

i fully understand why people go for walks. that shit is calming asf