Vaddapao

Water off a duck's back

[Vaddapao @vaddapao]

@SayaniBh You are wrong.

One stair goes up

Second one comes down

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@Jairam_Ramesh Kabhi to muh band rakha kar apna chutiye.

Kabhi to anand le apne jeewan mein🤡🤡🤡

[Ashwini Vaishnaw @AshwiniVaishnaw]

The chip journey, simplified.

[Vaddapao @vaddapao]

@littlegnome16 Dude thats an epic video
🤣🤣🤣

[Vaddapao @vaddapao]

@MerriamWebster Fuck = FAKK

Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word.

It means they learned it by DOING.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

India’s exemplary GDP growth of 7.8% during Q1 of FY 2026-27 is a herculean feat.

The collective strength of our people ensured India delivered such growth despite oil price shocks and supply chain issues in the midst of global uncertainties.

Doomsayers were doomed and India bloomed…yet again!

[Vaddapao @vaddapao]

@CptoneP Bhagwan ka naam japne waale ko bhi nahi chhodna

Katai zehar duniya hai bhai🤦🤦🤦

[Vaddapao @vaddapao]

@total_woke_ Jains are simply emotional fools. Buying goats from THEM only fattens up THEIR purses to do even more Jihad.

Also it Was pretty evident from the Mumbai pigeon fiasco as well.

Need to have common sense also apart from JEEV DAYA

[Vaddapao @vaddapao]

@sirfaditya Ek or trads hai aur doosri or ye retards hai

Kahan jaaon main

😂😂😂

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@official_aicvc @jhoothkidukan DHU RAN DHAR ROCKS 😎😎

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@LifePulseGo Dude wanted to do

Ola hu uber

on her

💣💣💣

[Vaddapao @vaddapao]

@arshitadhiman Not insecure about either

What will left libbie bitches think about me now?

No deranged nutcases for me?

WHAT SHALL I DO NOW?? 😭 😭 😭 😭

😂😂😂

[Vaddapao @vaddapao]

@TNT_Media1 Maa chud gai ola ki

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@Matt_VanDyke @nickvalencianew I think he should get the VIP IMRAN KHAN treatment in Tihar

[Vaddapao @vaddapao]

@Akshinii "And what do you do?" his friend asked.The man replied, "I make the big, fundamental decisions—like whether the nation should go to war, or how foreign policy should be handled. And the best part? After all these years, I still haven't had to make a single big decision!"
2/2

[Vaddapao @vaddapao]

@Akshinii A man was asked the secret to his long and happy marriage.He replied, "We have a clear division of labor. My wife makes all the small, routine decisions like what house to buy, which car to get, where we go on vacation, and how we spend our savings."

1/2

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@Tiempodetenis1 Meddy is a great guy in general.

A little gamesmanship keeps the spark alive.🫣🫣

TBh , It was a great match to watch.

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@Mangan150 @JFKjr_MEMORIES I am so happy , I got that reference 😁😁😁

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@Anonymous23780 @darkandcrude My comment was not about the battle of the sperms after ejaculation.

My comment was about the choices about the male who can provide the healthiest babies to the women.

Women make that choice looking at physicality, money, power or looks of a man.

Nthg to do with infertility

[Vaddapao @vaddapao]

@darkandcrude I have starting to see the wisdom in this thought.

Women in general are very hypergamous.

So if the guy is not atleast 5-6 notches above, he shouldn't even think of something like that.