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Run

[player one @vadeornot]

I wanna laugh in a bag and save it for later

[player one @vadeornot]

I am confused and I’m unsure what to ask

[player one @vadeornot]

How do some women get through their day eating four pizza rolls and water only ?

[player one @vadeornot]

How do nepo babies evade traffic ?

[player one @vadeornot]

No way you just sat next to me ashing white cheddar popcorn in your mouth

[player one @vadeornot]

Blue spirulina
Mango strawberries banana bee pollen blueberries mango goji berries coconut milk granola drench it in honey

[player one @vadeornot]

AB said it’s too hot then started going to the liquor store 😂😂😂🤮🤣😂😂😂

[. @wydlamar]

Adrien Broner started having WITHDRAWAL symptoms while he and DeenTheGreat were out shopping and instantly decided he wasn’t staying sober anymore and had to get alcohol 😬👀

“Hey y’all ain’t got no water in here, damn bro y’all don’t see in sweating, it ain’t AC bro, look at me, no I need a shot bro it’s not okay, yo where the bar at”

[🇨🇴 @PromisedAbysss]

Started brushing my teeth with my left hand to activate new neural pathways

[player one @vadeornot]

@santosvenganza I’m halfway up the stairs realizing my phone I don’t have and I just hopped out the uber so when I looked back at the car I seen spongebobs grandmother drive away with my phone I was hot for like six seconds during my trip… they charged me to drop off my phone too

[TJ Salomone @TJSalomone]

Reporter: “How confident are you in carrying this team forward?”

Jameis Winston: “One thing that I do is forgetting those that is behind… and reaching forward to what’s ahead.” (stares off into space) 😂😂😂

[player one @vadeornot]

@GenoviaKilla Age and fashion do not correlate

[5️⃣ @evrbdwtchus]

NEW

PLAQUEBOYMAX

SWAG DISEASE (PROD.RIPSODIVINE)

[player one @vadeornot]

Your one trauma filled cause and effect story with reflective sentiment and drug paraphernalia in a catchy rhythm away from getting us out the hood bro keep going

[Rixh 🚩 @theerixh1]

Women be too freaked out. Fym you want me to fake kidnap you

[player one @vadeornot]

@jesstheartistt I put Hu salty dark chocolate on my Margherita slices it’s really good

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Trae Young on guarding SGA:

“I put my hand on his chest, and I didn’t push or nothing… you would’ve thought I sent an Iron Man hand through his chest.” 💀

(via Curious Mike, h/t @GMZeroOG)

[player one @vadeornot]

LMAOAOOOOO

[NAVI @kanaviye1]

dyke dinner

[player one @vadeornot]

@mettawrldbreesh Seems pretty fair

[vito spatafore jr @hehshutup]

@magicinmypocket pad kee mao mogs both