Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚

Drake mom's kinda cute she could get it.😏😋🍆

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

We turn into people that you vent to and we just be giving relationship advice b.✨

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

Relationships are so risky at times bruh, because no matter how good you are they could lose feelings for you in an instant, just like that.💯

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

If rn isn't for us, I pray we meet again sometime in the future and if not, I just hope you find your happiness.😔

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

The breakup gon hit you different when shorty was yo best friend.😔✨

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

Go follow yo boi @vader_xx 💙

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

*Me after breaking into Area 51's alien containment unit*

"Damn yo pussy outta this world Glerpenaka"😏👽

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

Don't forget to add yo boi @vader_xx

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

So Taco Bell selling fries🍟, Burger King putting patties in tacos🌮, KFC putting Cheetos on Chicken sandwiches🍔 and Sour Patch got it's own cereal🍭. Y'all done legalized weed and got some high ass mfs coming up with new ideas.😂😂

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

Nobody:
*Tyler the creator on any track*: Ayo
Me:

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

Me waiting for A$AP Rocky to drop new music.💯🎤

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

Crowd at concert: *enjoying M.O music*
Random person in crowd:*throws a dildo on stage.*
X: It's a dildooooooooo, we got a fucking dildo, it's a dildoooooooooo
Crowd at concert: yeah fuck yeahhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhh he got a dildooooooooo.😂

[𝐥𝐢𝐯 ✰ @heroinesfemme]

Ari stans: *squeaky, baby voice* ThAt LeMoN cOuldVe KILLED hEr YoU rAt😡😡

X and his cult fan base: https://t.co/iq96DJ4ENm

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

Daily reminder:
If they wanna talk to you, they will. If they wanna be with you, they will. If they wanna make things work, they will. Don't ever let shit be one-sided. It's not healthy and it's not fair to you.✨

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

@DAngeIoRusselI Doesn't anyone like Dead inside?😔

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

@Her01nM0ther I saw what you did there.😂😂

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

I'm positive no matter how much hours of sleep i get, I'll still be tired.

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

@numbdwrld Here you go.💙

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

Most of us yeah.😊❤

[𝐥𝐢𝐯 ✰ @heroinesfemme]

X stans are weird,

but I love y’all with all of my heart ❤️

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

Cause of the drugs in his system.😬

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

That dick be hitting like a gift card piece 🤤

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

*A young dagger dick*😂😂

[IGotWorkUpOnMe @axstan1]

Sex with a dagger dick

[Veonardo DiCaprio☁💙🌚 @vader_xx]

But you still gotta hit yo self with the gang gang cause you a real one.✨💯