vaderalarmclock

You may dispense with the pleasantries. I'm here to put you back on schedule.

[vaderalarmclock @vaderalarmclock]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

[vaderalarmclock @vaderalarmclock]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

[vaderalarmclock @vaderalarmclock]

140 more souls have fallen. You don't know the power of the Dark Side.

[vaderalarmclock @vaderalarmclock]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

[vaderalarmclock @vaderalarmclock]

*FHOOooosh* *haaaaah* *FHOOooosh*

[vaderalarmclock @vaderalarmclock]

You have five seconds to get out of bed before I start Force choking you.

[vaderalarmclock @vaderalarmclock]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

[vaderalarmclock @vaderalarmclock]

Son asked me why not join the Light Side. I told him I've no other skills apart from being an evil alarm clock.

[vaderalarmclock @vaderalarmclock]

Thus far 8 souls have fallen to the Dark Side. More shall follow.

[vaderalarmclock @vaderalarmclock]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

[vaderalarmclock @vaderalarmclock]

*FHOOooosh* *haaaaah* *FHOOooosh*