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I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new Empire. If you're not with me, then you're my enemy

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@smokeymcburnn Golf soon? @DesmondRitalin

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@smokeymcburnn how’s that north girl? She still alive? Or dead to you?

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@smokeymcburnn Next one up

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I retired my hole in one ball. Should I retire my hole in one shirt? @PGATOUR

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Best golf courses I’ve played:
Myopia hunt club
Essex county club
Pinehurst no.4
Pinehurst no. 2
Pinehurst no. 10
The Country club (Brookline)
(Kind of in order)

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Oh no more crown

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Marcelo and Roman to busy drinking at seaport Cisco than turning this dog shit redsox team around

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Go eat a gummy @MustyLizard2947

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Needle bumming @TheHowser

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Crowned up mogging liberals on this mdw. Thank you for the service of our brave men and women

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Fell asleep last night on the couch and woke myself up with a fart… my gf and her family heard it

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Oh no just bought a new pair of rainbows

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@smokeymcburnn That’s no sec belt tho

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What’s your weapon of choice this summer?

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@TheHowser I know an Asian that complains all the time

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Was bum needling around and now it’s over

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Pop the champagne @Grundlebuff

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I will be entering old sport mode tn with @Grundlebuff

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A cunt is going to make violent and it’s not my fault. Ask the right questions next time. Don’t just “buy” cheese Louise

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On my second 18 of the day. #36only