hastune mitski

fake slimey slut witch

[hastune mitski @vaggician]

I’m walking downtown but I’m also gassy so I WILL crop dust anyone who cat calls me😡

[hastune mitski @vaggician]

All the straight white men in Seattle have at least one pic on their hinge that’s looks they’re trapped in the nutty putty cave system

[Colin @colinarmis]

i was about to say "if you are an adult and you dont know how to do basic hand sewing u need to get real" but i literally can not drive

[hastune mitski @vaggician]

@finndahuman69 Where’s the Ludacrisp???

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Sorry I didn’t text you back I was consulting my oracle

[hastune mitski @vaggician]

My body does not know the difference between a follow up text and being hunted for sport

[hastune mitski @vaggician]

Came downstairs Christmas morning to my mom watching Heated Rivalry by herself..

[hastune mitski @vaggician]

Just saw two high schoolers sharing wired earbuds… the kids are gonna be alright🩷

[hastune mitski @vaggician]

Barry Keoghan describing me when I don’t eat lunch: they’re sart of an evil porson

[hil @plume__]

if you live somewhere where you regularly see lizards, that’s a form of privilege. and likewise if you live somewhere with no lizards, you’re basically oppressed

[Micky D @DeMickyD]

Just remembered how if you play as a herbivore who wins over creatures and tribes with dances, gifts and songs, during the civilisation stage suddenly the game is like

"Okay now forcibly take over all cities on this planet with religion"

[hastune mitski @vaggician]

Just saw a girl driving a shitty sports car revving her engine like crazy #womeninmaledominatedfields

[hastune mitski @vaggician]

I love Robyn as much as the next person but Call Your Girlfriend was diabolical

[hastune mitski @vaggician]

It’s so hot I’m fucking dying

[hastune mitski @vaggician]

Love the smell of pine trees in the summer, instantly transports me back to summer camp

[hastune mitski @vaggician]

@margotposts My ex was really excited for this movie and that was a red flag I should have seen a mile away lol

[hastune mitski @vaggician]

@HaromeBae That’s a cult?

[hastune mitski @vaggician]

@dustytit I would show my plastic surgeon ur nose as reference

[hastune mitski @vaggician]

Starting my corvid army