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If George Russell doesn't get a point this race I'm going to scream

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It's nice to see the Scottish team back where they feel most comfortable, in the rain.
#EnglandvsScotland #EUROS2020

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They're so fast with the crane here, I was half expecting them to lift latifi up still sat in the cockpit #MonacoGP #SkyF1 #Formula1

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@MBrundleF1: I can't even stand if it's that windy
@CroftyF1 it looks a bit blowy.

Croft, we need to find you a new adjective, I don't think blowy really does it justice 😂

#PortugueseGP #Formula1

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The rockstars do look like wankers this year tbf. #FormulaOne #PortugueseGP

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BREAKING: Car with flag found to contain flag
#HaasF1 #FormulaOne

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#mazespin has done more formation laps than actual laps in F1

#Stats #BahrainGP #FormulaOne #skyf1
@F1Analysis1

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@LewisHamilton owes @SChecoPerez a beer for that extra formation lap, one more lap and @Max33Verstappen would of had that.

What a race though.

Great result for @LandoNorris too, well done.
#SkyF1 #FormulaOne #BahrainGP

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My heart can't cope with all this excitement this race #FormulaOne #SkyF1 #BahrainGP

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I love those wheels on the alpha
#FormulaOne #AlphaTauri #BahrainGP

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Toto: loulou might not win, can we please throw buttass pitstop please, t.i.a
#FormulaOne #BahrainGP

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What a hectic race, god it feels good to be back 😍

#FormulaOne #BahrainGP

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It couldn't of happened to a nicer bloke
#Mazespin #FormulaOne #BahrainGP

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Well they smashed that national anthem didn't they.
#FormulaOne #BahrainGP

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All those rule changes to try to change up HAM BOT VER

2021: VER HAM BOT 😂

#Qualifying #FormulaOne #Bahrain

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Spin number 2 for #Mazespin

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Nikita Mazespin starting the season off right 👌
#F1isBack #Formula2 #BahrainGP

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Free practice at the start of the season is just 3 hours of "who's sandbagging and who's slow"
I'm so excited to find out the answer in a couple of hours time. #F1isBack #Formula1 #BahrainGP

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I think Fernando Alonso is one of @SachaBaronCohen greatest personas, it's up there with Borat for me.

How do you think you'll do in F1 after the time away Sacha?

All the best for the season ahead

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@McLarenF1 That went well