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@VirginTrains No don't want to get shanked #snitchesgetstiches

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@VirginTrains praise jeebus they are getting off on Stoke they are just about to put on embrace

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@VirginTrains cackling like old hags too. #crackouthenurofen

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@VirginTrains I'm on the 10am from Euston to manc in coach b. Lairy ladz drinking beer and now put their speakers on. Why do we all have to listen to their shitty music??

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@afrojay Omg

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@afrojay Worried / fuq

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Presidential alert: mc Donald's have stopped sundaes this is not a drill

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Friday vibe : having a panic attack at your desk bc you saw your ex change his profile pic on LinkedIn.

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Evening activities now include deleting and then re downloading j swipe within 5 minutes

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Also if I see one more bio with 'hoping to leave the single market before🇬🇧 does' I swear... #Brexit #topbanta

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So far seen two hot guys from bumble from my old work... #why

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When 50 year olds message u like 'nyice' #nfm

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@hanbanjovi Are you OK hun I messaged u earlier :(

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Watching an exes insta story like the bold biatch iam #nosycah

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Got a message on match from someone saying they remember me from MySpace #theinternetisforever

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This is life now.. sitting with the cat watching the boxing #singlelifetiltheend

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Big up the guys in the macs #finalcountdown #sobritish #JoshuaPovektin

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@hanbanjovi S

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OK so take that are doing a greatest hits tour and I wanna go coz Gary Barlow is life

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Someone just sent me a message on match just saying 'Eileen'. OK.